Sydney Manear

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. -JKR 🏳️‍🌈

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

sorry, what situation would call for one to “sort by price: high to low”

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

[Sydney Manear @SydneyManear]

@Whataburger Me waiting to spend my entire paycheck when the Colorado Springs location opens

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

[Sydney Manear @SydneyManear]

Had a dream about @Whataburger finally opening the Colorado Springs location. So close but so far. Save me a seat for opening day, Whata 😘😘

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

adulthood is literally just running errands. trust me, you have errands to run. you think you completed all your errands? check again

[xo chivy @littleChivvis]

this may be a hot take but in Gilmore girls Lane Kim should've ended up with Dave Rygalski & it's a travesty that she didn't

[Doctor Chy 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸 @seeaychwyenenay]

Cancel them loans, Joseph.

[Sydney Manear @SydneyManear]

@lyss_the_priss @_veevyan @estherdaron The lougey man video is a joy that Twitter neither understands nor deserves. It shall stand the test of time on its own as the video ever created.

[clintoris @clintoris]

republicans: no stimulus check.

democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️‍🌈

[Sydney Manear @SydneyManear]

@lyss_the_priss Cryin in the club 😭😭😭😭 you are such a sweet friend. Thankful for your kind words today 💜💜💜

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. Not a lot of drama there anymore

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’d like to vote for Michelle’s outfit.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Ok, thread.

I believe that we shouldn’t hold platforms accountable for decisions their users make. That would break a lot things.

But there is a sense that that means platforms are free from wrong-doing because they don’t create content...they just host it.

Bullshit.

[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Twitter after banning Trump 1,449 days into his presidency

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?