Sydney Pitts

I have no filter on here. not sorry they/them

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

Dear @ABCNetwork specifically the writers of 9-1-1:
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
I will never forgive you for season 8
#911LA #howdareyou #BobbyNash

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

The three food groups
Coffee, ramen and chicken fries

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“He’s got to give me the honk honk. To get the honk honks”

-me.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

The unconscious urge to put on sunglasses everytime I get in my car is great…..
Until I’m driving down the road realizing I can’t see shit cuz it’s pitch black outside. 😎

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

“Why don’t you let them do a light exorcism on you, just in case. It could be like worms and you don’t even know you have them.”

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

Me when I take Biotin to help my hair grow stronger and quicker: 😁💜
Me when my nails also grow stronger and quicker: 😤😡✂️

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

“You’ve got some juicy joints dude”

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

Hey Universe,
Are you taunting me, or giving me a sign?
Sincerely yours,
One quite confused person.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

Less effective- had to take more drastic measures.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

If MiraLAX is expired is it more or less effective?

I’ll keep you all posted.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

I wish I had more arms so I could pet more cats all at once.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

I just took a 5 hour energy, a dose of my steroid pack, and am drinking a Mt Dew. Tiredness will not stop me. But my heart might. #sleepwho #caffiene

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@gymnasthayley13 … yess

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My belly hurts.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

S’mores!

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https://t.co/ZWnHXZtWcz

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My friends get me.

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

BRB crying happy tears 🥹 @Bobe_Pizza

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

People can just keep posting transphobic and homophobic stuff. I’ve been needing to get rid of some people off my friends list anyway. Y’all just making it easy for me.
#DylanMulvaney #TransRightsAreHumanRights #whogetseasilyoffendednow?

[Sydney Pitts @SydneyPitts8]

I hate the phrase “as you may or may not know”
Yes. I will either know this or I will not. That’s literally the only two options.