Syd Shorb

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

“When dangerous calls, YOU ANSWER”

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

Sophia and I suffer from a disease called yesism. It’s a chronic condition where we have the inability to tell people no 😂 #weneedhelp @soophiaaa2

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

@ArionSGarrett

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

It goes one margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot. That’s the PEMDAS of drinking. #orderofoperations

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

“Ya just gotta live life on the edge, but ya know, not fall off”

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

@soophiaaa2 *Are we stupid or are we dumb lolol

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

@ArionSGarrett @soophiaaa2 Let me guess it starts with an *A 🤔

[Sophia Sanford @soophiaaa2]

Are @SydneyShorb and I funny or just weird? Let us know

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

Corona Virus is the WOAT. (Worst of all Time)

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

Life quotes by Wade

[Sophia Sanford @soophiaaa2]

One beer on an empty stomach is equal to a 12-pack

[Sophia Sanford @soophiaaa2]

@ArionSGarrett : can I connect to the Bluetooth?
@SydneyShorb : *laughs for 10 minutes* could you say that less funny?

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

Sophia’s “bun onion” hurts -@soophiaaa2

[relatable @byreIatable]

Joey gets it

[Sophia Sanford @soophiaaa2]

I wish I was quarantined somewhere sunny and 75

[James @CaucasianJames]

there’s a silly goose in all of us. now spread ur wings and fly

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

CHINESE VIRUS FACT CHECK

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

@soophiaaa2 If you know who said this you get a gold metal

[Syd Shorb @SydneyShorb]

I wish there was a way to know you were in the good ol days before you actually left them :/