Sydney Stone

Harsh critic of coconut water.Still hoping someone finds Carmen Sandiego. #AlaskaGrown, #CLE transplanted Opinions here are mine. RT = I'm getting it tattooed.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

@CGMadias If he loves the Bible so much he should go read Leviticus 20:10... basically says adulterers should be executed lol.
If he follows the bible by the letter the cheeto must have nine lives.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He holds that Bible like it’s burning him.

[Auvers Blue @CoopNyl]

People waking up and seeing Hitler Youth trending

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

My ultimate quarantine goal is really tapping into that @KarenKilgariff run on sentence energy that I know I am capable of achieving. Peak status right there.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

My current vibe is wearing the same sweatshirt over chinos with my birkenstocks while putting an increasingly concerning amount of emotional investment in the success of my impulse pandemic garden i'm fine thanks for asking

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Talking to my grandma:
"You're an American treasure, Grandma. You're not allowed to get Covid."

Gma: "That's true, that's very true."

Love that positive self-worth grandma!!

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Jake and I discussing our "red flags" when considering embarking on a new friendship:

Me- "I think if they have more than three wooden quote signs as decor in their home that's a bit of a red flag..."

Jake- "Babe, you forget we live in the midwest. They don't know any better."

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I would just say “Fuck you” but out of respect to the office of the Presidency. I’ll say, “Fuck you, sir.”

Almost 100,000 dead Americans and you’re fucking golfing.

Trump Heads to Golf Course For First Time Since Virus Lockdowns https://t.co/2ZUjO3OFtN

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

When you find a real bop of a song that gets your juices flowing do you listen to it on repeat for three hours or are you a psychopath?

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

@WhatTheSchmuck oooof. that's bleak.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Also reported by Breitbart news is this bullshit retoric: https://t.co/OCioa2ImRZ

So... let's see another source on this one.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“President Trump is leading Joe Biden (D) in the battleground state of Pennsylvania 50.2 percent to 45.5 percent...This is significant, as it reflects a 4.7 percent jump from the previous survey.” https://t.co/wb0deC8LQh

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

I really miss going to concerts. God will that ever happen again?

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Hot Take: don't drink a double gin and tonic when practicing the piano. I've progressed from good piano student to late stage Beethoven throwing shit and pounding a lot of minor chords while screaming at jake to stop telling me to not destroy the piano.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

So serious question here... are reasonable women named Karen resentful of the fact that everyone classifies them in the category of sexually frustrated soccer moms who throw a tantrum when the dunkin cashier won't take an expired coupon? Nice Karens, please reach out and share.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

I find it hilarious everyone's trying to be an influencer in quarantine... I have girls from high school contacting me about being part of their pyramid scheme workout group while simultaneously conducting an insta story master class on how to drink water. I weep.😂😂😂🥲

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Couples who act like their relationship is perfect and they are SOOOOOOO in love outwardly just make me wonder which one of them has a Vicodin addiction.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

Me: "I think I might try to teach myself how to play the bagpipes."
Jake: "Quarantine won't break us up, but that might."
Me: "Excuse me, I need to retract a bid I just made on Ebay."

#QuarantineLife #Quarantinebuddy #myboyfriendisgonnakillme

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

So what's new on twitter since I logged on two years ago?

[Sydney Stone @SydneyStone11]

So I've come to the point in quarantine when i've actually made an effort to log back into my twitter account.