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[SydZam @SydneyZ1304]

Every time I stalk my own profile

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

I want this so bad

[Derek @tioDerk]

The Publix Deli ladies when the chicken tender sub is on sale

[So Tired of this Mess 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[Isa @PresidentIsael9]

Why we gotta have resumes, just trust me bro

[SydZam @SydneyZ1304]

@froth_daddy Where’d you get that shirt ?? 😏

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They're just doing this for fun

[tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello]

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

(Submitted by @gdir30)

[trash jones @jzux]

me: is there a doctor on this plane???

passenger: i’m a doctor what’s wrong

me: can i borrow $100 i know you can spare it

[chrissy b @xtinebianx]

annual first day of fall post

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Vaccines that changed your life: 1796 smallpox. 1885 rabies. 1890 tetanus. 1896 typhoid fever. 1906 TB. 1923 diphtheria. 1926 whooping cough. 1932 yellow fever. 1937 flu. 1952 polio. 1963 measles. 1967 mumps. 1969 rubella. 1974 chickenpox.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

My body is not a temple, it’s a science experiment. Currently trying to find out how much caffeine I need to leap into the sun

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one