pumpkin spice

overworked and saving to travel

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I wasn’t invited to the Barbie premiere any honestly they don’t know what they’re missing.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Martha. May. Whovier.

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

You can never ban abortion, you can only ban safe abortions. Read that again.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Alright! Just wrapped! Finally back in town and headed straight out to the movies!… anything I need to see?

[Sean Devine @DevineSean]

I dare a single Canadian to complain about their lack of freedom for being offered a life-saving vaccine at no cost, when 40 million Ukrainians are under the deadly weight of tyranny.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

“HOW. HOW IS
ROCCO GOING
TO EAT THAT
COOKIE, ZOE.
TELL ELMO.
ROCCO DOESN’T
EVEN HAVE
A MOUTH.
ROCCO IS
JUST A ROCK.
ROCCO.
IS NOT.
ALIVE.” rocco

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Zillow should have comments. They should lean into the fact that they are primarily a content platform. I'm not there to buy a house, I'm there to audibly laugh at the 1200 square foot gray box that someone thinks they can sell for $415,000.

This is how we drive down prices.

[Father Ferdinand @GodDamnFerDi]

Everyone getting Omarion, I guess that’s how it’s Post to be

[James @CaucasianJames]

i don’t have a dishwasher so i have every right to be pissed off all the time

[Kirbie Johnson @kirbiejohnson]

If you only care about a baby being born, and not the quality of that baby’s life (or their mother’s life), you are pro-birth, not pro-life. Quality of life matters. Trust that women know their own body and circumstances better than you do.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

[pumpkin spice @Sydney_abram]

I'm a rich lady looking for love but only finding shoes

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Leos are the most.