Sydney

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Which veggies they say have the parasite again? I’m tryna be in a size 4T by Friday.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Time for the bartender to cut off Taylor Swift 😂

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

A neurodivergent person's ability to read the room Is exactly why we don't want to be in it.

[Sydney @Sydneyyoderr]

@ECUpir8nation @barstoolecu

[Sydney @Sydneyyoderr]

Calling East Carolina “Eastern Carolina” on ESPN2 is wild. At some point, broadcasters have to do their homework. If you’re being paid to cover & represent programs on a national broadcast, getting the school’s name right should be the bare min. @ECUAthletics @espn @American_Conf

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

it’s always “are you autistic” and never “thanks for sharing your cool tornado facts with me even though I didn’t ask”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really want to experience travelling with someone I’m in love with.

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[V 🧘🏻‍♀️🏀 #MVPaige 🔜 @fuddfor3]

HOLLY ROWE IM FUCKING WHEEZING

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭😭

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

instagram suggests: ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, former lesbian situationship, other former lesbian situationship

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I can't believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can't afford toilet paper, eggs or a house

[masha @masha_slp]

i love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go non-verbal and they entertain each other while i look at a tree or sum

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Eating a second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and I didn’t appreciate it enough

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

🏅🏅🏅🏅

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

PIRATES PULL OFF THE UPSET 😤

@ecu__softball takes down No. 20 Duke, 5-4!

#NCAASoftball

[Sydney @Sydneyyoderr]

@NCAASoftball ‼️‼️ UPSET ALERT — East Carolina University takes down No. 20 Duke University, 5–4!

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Send her to Tucson. I’m done.