Aspiring Flop

Wild & fluorescent.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

I only ever wear this hoodie now.

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

me after bottoming for a hour:

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

Anyone need a VIP Ticket for Sweat Tour Baltimore tonight?

[🐈‍⬛“EL GATO” JORGE😺 @ramirezjorge419]

Gay white men will keep their hat on anywhere just to hide their receding hairline

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@kissCharlikisss @charli_xcx Love this for you.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

Brat. @charli_xcx

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

This was stressful af.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

Secured the Charli tickets 💅🏽

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

2024, Coachella - Woodstock in my mind.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@pattykkot The fact that those aren't event Levi's. They're wearing Dickies.

[𝘦𝘭✮ @mazzystarman]

i love slayyyter

[Julie Ragbeer @JulieRagbeer]

.@PopCrave I asked for my money back politely but you chose not to respond so it has to come to this :/

[Four Seasons Total Manscaping @UncleScottiepoo]

@notcapnamerica Whenever I see stupidly elaborate gender reveals like this one it always makes me convinced the kid is going to be trans. No way the universe lets an opportunity like that pass by.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@lohansredbull @PopCrave

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@MikeBorses

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS World Tour in St. Louis handed out free Plan B pills to fans who wanted them, from the Missouri Abortion Fund.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@charli_xcx Did you floor it?

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

It's giving hetero.

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@slayyyter To whomever threw that,
"Off with her tits!"

[Aspiring Flop @Sydward9000]

@kohishie_ @slayyyter What? I love her!