Happiest of birthdays to @hollowdraco ! Love youuu, Brother Dan. (I don't even know how to use Twitter or whatever this place is called anymore so I hope this works)
#DanCried
*Questioning entire existence* "I.. have to go...."
*Storms back in 2.5 minutes later* "Nevermind jackass, they ARE called pineapple rinds"
~Boog regarding pineapple anatomy
*Dog being chaotic & dramatic*
Me: whAt! You got a literal chicken pot pie. You have such a good life
Boog: Yeah Bro, forreal I'm eating Mac& cheese that's expired.
~Boog regarding our bougie dog
"I already have a headache, just give me the pepperoniiiii"
-Boog concerning pepperoni that I neglected to buy because it had headache-inducing ingredients