Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri

AILUROPHILE

[Danish Bhat @Danish_Bhat_]

Almost a three-and-a-half-kilometre walk along the Foreshore, with beautiful views of Dal Lake, the convenience of a dedicated running track, and unfiltered conversations with Dr. @SyedQadri__.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

By this logic, we look forward to the following policy updates:

​Traffic Laws: Henceforth abolished, as the government does not force you to step on the gas pedal.

​Public Health: Responsibility is now outsourced entirely to the "willpower" of the individual.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

"Don't ask, don't force" brilliantly transforms a public health crisis into a simple test of customer willpower. An artight strategy for total lack of accountability.
​"We don't force them to buy it; we just ensure the doors are open and the consequences are entirely their own."

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@Danish__Iqbal @Danish_Bhat_ Thank you so much @Danish__Iqbal

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@Danish_Bhat_ Thanks a lot brother ❤️❤️

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@raqif_makh @Danish_Bhat_ Would love to get into this but arguing with you will be like playing chess with a pigeon—it just knocks over the pieces and struts around like it won.(Irrelevant to the rules of the game just like your reply on our post)

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@Mirmuhamadjafar @Danish_Bhat_ What's the difference between you and the imbeciles out south who keep fighting people because they speak a different language understood by the masses and vandalizing properties just because their billboards are in English?
"It's not about the language it's about the message."

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@SheikhRaashid @Danish_Bhat_ Bi eiz doh ni dubaar nearyo 😅😂

[Danish Bhat @Danish_Bhat_]

Smart City Az Hez Gai Galti— A candid conversation between two friends about Srinagar’s traffic jams.😀

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

Yesterday, I checked again & found that the challans had pictures attached. In those images, I saw a different two-wheeler with the same registration number as mine.
Can someone explain how this happened? @RTOKashmir @Traffic_hqrs @SSPTFCSGR @muzaffar_a_shah @hussain_imtiyaz 2/2

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

One day, out of curiosity, I checked my vehicle details on the mParivahan app and was shocked to find two challans issued against me in January for driving without a helmet. This was surprising because I never ride without a helmet. 1/2

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

POV : Mai shayar tou nahiiii, magar ayy haseen... Jabse dekha, maine tujhko, SHAYARIIII AAGAYIIII.

[Sajad Lone @sajadlone]

Here is our CM sahib. Grinning from ear to ear. Happy. That clouds have made way for PM sahib.

This clip is a gift to all those who propagated his “All others are BJP” discourse.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@RuhullahMehdi be like :

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

WHEN WAS TELEPORTATION INVENTED!!!!!!

I'D LOVE TO BE IN DUBAI AND MY COZY BED AT THE SAME TIME LIKE THESE SO CALLED LEGISLATORS WHO WERE ABLE TO TELEPORT TO 2 PLACES IN A DAY.

[FD @faizdijoo]

I am truly fascinated by the explanation of how Time Travel works.

The MLAs from @JKNC_ who were in Jammu and in Gupkar at the same time.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

@wahidjeelani Any thoughts about this and the current situation of electricity in Kashmir?

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

While you guys are busy shoving, sorry, showing a middle finger to our rights, i think the qatil who's acting like a munsif seems like a better option rn. (Even if it's an act it's still better than you disgraceful and shameless lot.)

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>> “Mera Qatil He Mera Munsif Hai” Those Who Revoked Article 370 are the Same People Who Are Talking About Resolution Today: MLA Zadibal, @tanvirsadiq @OmarAbdullah @JKNC_

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

POV : The people who voted for them.

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.
Turkish Proverb

[Dr. Syed Muneeb Qadri @SyedQadri__]

People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.

IYKYK