444🦋🌻

•.♑️.• Hi I’m a collection of paradoxes how are you!?🧔🏽‍♀️🤝🏾

[444🦋🌻 @Sykeemaa]

24 and shit 🥂💋

[Softboy @softboywin]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

The dad said “pick that shxt up” and he did lmao.. I know mom meant well, but this is EXACTLY how weaponized incompetence starts

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

you ever just quit a job application bc they asking for too much. like why would I upload a video? what am i, a video vixen?

[iBlameCydney @iBlameCydney]

in all seriousness, wifebeater is a crazy name for a shirt

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Baby daddies shouldn't be put on child support when they don't take care of their kids. They should be charged with child neglect because that's what WE would be charged with if we woke up one day and decided we didn't want to be a MOTHER or take care of our kids.

[RICIA MAURICIA @riciamauricia]

I was never tryna keep my bd they say when u keep fucking with a nigga u should’ve left alone you end up pregnant

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[🧢 @jossyreturns]

When you randomly wake up at night and it's still 2am:

[Just Some Canuck @justsomecanuk]

I would rather a father take his girls into the women's room and hold my piss for a few minutes than those girls be exposed to men in the men's room

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

The messiest b.tch is a nigga! They pillow talk, play both sides & be lying the whole time! 🤣🤣

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Miss Andrist Mantis🧚🏾‍♀️ @M4ur0_03]

Men who suck nipples and clit like a dick>>>>

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[sua brodi da vizinhança @nuncavotransar]

homens depois de criar um sistema onde patrimônio é valor de um homem e agora eles precisam de patrimônio pra ter valor

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

my hg just broke up with her nigga because he kept speeding while she was in the car with him 😭 #irespectit