sly man

YNWA✨

[sly man @Syllvesterrr]

A moving man will always meet his luck🙏

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

DSS arrestëd VDM’s friend just to ask him about VDM’s return ticket date so they can arreşt him at the airport. VDM kuku post his ticket online and crowd pulled up! Now DSS look stup!d. 🤣🤣

[midnightsage. @Odogwunwanyii]

Peaky blinders was literally a movie about English agberos btw.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Earlier today, I met with Kolu to hear his side of the story with Caterefe but I couldn’t hear or understand anything.

[Africa Independent Television @AIT_Online]

Senate Committee Issues Arrest Warrant for Former NNPCL GMD Mele Kyari Dead or Alive Over Unaccounted N210 Trillion Flagged in 2017–2023 Audit Reports

[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

I was deeply honoured to host a high-powered solidarity visit from the Igbo Elders Consultative Forum at my residence in Abuja.

The delegation was led by Dr. S. N. Okeke, Chairman of the Ohanaeze Council of Elders for the 19 States and the FCT, alongside former Governor of Enugu State, Okwesilieze Nwodo. The elders expressed strong appreciation for the growing and cordial partnership between myself and His Excellency Mr. Peter Obi under the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC). They pledged their unwavering support for the Obi/Kwankwaso ticket and assured the movement of massive electoral backing across the South-East and the wider Southern region.

In my response, I thanked the delegation for their visit and for the opportunity to exchange views on the state of the nation. Reflecting on the historic North-South East political dynamics, I expressed delight at the excellent and productive relationship I continue to enjoy with HE Peter Obi. I also reaffirmed my total commitment to the OK Movement and the National Democratic Congress (NDC), emphasising our resolute determination to deliver victory for the party in the upcoming elections. - RMK

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

I was wondering why Kachalla boys were trying so hard to convince Obidients that 2027 is lost.

Didn’t know they were collecting money to post.

It’s alright.

[Engr Shaibu @engr_shaibu_]

2015:

Father Mbaka called GEJ “Badluck.”

And even campaigned against him.

2026:

Father Mbaka is saying ‘they’ used insecurity to overthrow Jonathan. 😅

Oga Father, it wasn’t “they.”

You were part of it. 🫵

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

...But how Kolu go bow over N2M in one week?

And women sef, una see Kolu like that still dey bill am? Omo

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

H.E sir @iamHSDickson, apologies for the rather lengthy read, but I implore your patience 🙏🏽

I watched your interview last night, and had to allow football sweep a little bit of the emotions (read negative energy) that was already all over the place here.

I like to think that referring to Obidients as ‘so called’ was rather out of pocket, and I believe in your wealth of experience, you realized that, hence the pause afterwards.

H.E sir, also I find it underwhelming and unnecessary that you said the presidential flag bearer of your party, H.E Peter Obi, wasn’t doing you or your party any favor by running. To be honest, that’s like placing a loaded AR in the hands of the leading party before election campaign proper. Totally avoidable sir.

I didn’t even know there was a protest at your residence by 2am over primary election results. Very unfair to you and your family I must admit.

H.E sir, please remember the goal is saving Nigeria. Please remember millions of Nigerians sees you as the vehicle that will drive one (with his very able running mate) who we truly believe will rescue the dwindling nation. Do not allow emotions ruin this even before we start building sir.

Reconciliation is not far fetched when pride isn’t hindering my dear sir. Please, put the house back in order, let’s do this fight together and not against each other.

God bless you sir.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria🙏🏽

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Raphinha: “I feel way more mature at this World Cup than in 2022. I feel way less pressure”.

“I’m ready, I’m happy with this team and with Ancelotti”.

[Engr Shaibu @engr_shaibu_]

“Kidnap the whole country, I don’t care as long as Tinubu wins 2027.”

I just pity Edo people 😭😭😭

[𖤍 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @thugboyfizzy]

you go think say the laptop just dey sit around till you sell am

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

I regret to inform you that true intimacy is built over time and through the repair of conflict

[Everest @novieverest]

NDC gave Peter Obi the presidential ticket.
Peter Obi demanded that Kwankwaso be his VP, and they gave.
They gave up a lot of structures to accommodate OBIdients who are contesting, some of them with no money.

Yet, they haven't tried. Are they perfect?
No.
The only way to change this country is through the presidency. That's all.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Is Tinubu aware you are writing all this nonsense on his behalf??

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Sad: Our Children Are Now Pawns in a Deadly Ransom Economy

It’s heartbreaking to report yet another bandit attack on a school, barely three weeks after over 40 schoolchildren and their teachers were abducted and are still languishing in the forest.

The security situation in Kogi State has taken another tragic turn with a brutal bandit attack on Government Secondary School, Iluke, in Kabba-Bunu LGA. Armed bandits disguised in military uniforms invaded the school during an ongoing WAEC examination, killed the Vice Principal, Mr. Gani Anifowose, and attempted a mass abduction of students.

Reports from the scene indicate that local security personnel and vigilantes actively resisted the attackers and frustrated their abduction attempt.

Making educational institutions soft targets is a direct assault on the nation’s future. It creates a psychological barrier to school enrolment and worsens Nigeria’s out-of-school children crisis, disproportionately forcing young girls out of formal education due to fear. There is nothing more heartbreaking for a nation than being unable to protect its children.

My heartfelt condolences go to the family of the Vice Principal, who lost his life while gallantly defending the children entrusted to his care. May God grant his soul eternal repose.-PO

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“NNPC has no reputation, your reputation is for fra¥d” — Oshiomhole in heated exchange

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Anyway all should just focus on what matters.

PO’s Presidency is what matters for all Nigerians.

Not my candidacy, not some misplaced statements from the party, not some suspect appointments at this time.

All eyes must be on the ball and we must ruthlessly execute our plans and objectives.

Meanwhile INEC registration is still ongoing. It’s important you are register yourself and your neighbors. Very important.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

Lmaoooo!
We got here in April and I'm house hunting again.

If I meet a house owner and he says "I'm a pastor", I'll pack my slippers and run faster than Usain Bolt.