Sylu

Baker.
Owner: @sweetconnexions
Dictum Meum Pactum

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Update: 4 years baking experience now. still based in Windhoek. Cakes are still delicious, I promise 😊.

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Deep breath.... Okay, here goes...

I am a new baker based in Windhoek. About 4 months baking experience. The cakes are delicious, I promise.

Please RT 😁.

[nnnnnnnnn🇿🇦 @ongathembeki]

@gaptaxii 3.5. It should not cover the knees but be right above it

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@ongathembeki @gaptaxii Exactly

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@treatpworld @vahphor You say? You don’t wanna be a pick me, you will answer like everyone else? 😂😂😂😂

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

If you like Crime Investigations, Harlan Coben has great ones. Always with hectic twists at the end.

[TANGENI🐐 @Robnson_T]

Guys, suggest any short Netflix series that can grab my attention within the first 15 minutes? 😭

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@loa_bora @Joe__Bassey All the contestants competing in Miss Universe have the label in their title before the country name. Example: Miss Universe Angola, Miss Universe China, Miss Universe Venezuela.

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

I sometimes do but for a very good reason like low blood sugar but also only when I have cash in hand because haaa ah!

[Boitshoko @Boitshoko_ts]

people who eat stuff in stores before. paying for them piss me off so much, why can't you wait until you pay then eat? childish behaviour!!!

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

I criiiiiiinged at the thought of cutting the queue when I was pregnant. People had to force me to go to the front. And when they allowed me, I still apologized because woeg! 😅😅😅

[Wayne That Guy 🇳🇦 @FestusMalakia]

Using your pregnancy to advance to the front of a queue is not a right, it’s a privilege that should be used ethically and morally.

At least greet us and be kind, it’s not us that impregnated you. May morning sickness, cramps get worse and your nose get more swollen! Phok

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Call me Snow White then ❌

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

You are not black enough if you never had this breakfast.

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@silas_timoteus_ Fire on the mountain

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Is the world not a global village anymore hano?

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

It would be enough. I have been in the corporate workspace and one is so replaceable there. You work to build another’s dream. One could do so much with a little land 😍

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…
If you could live on a little land, raise babies, bake bread, and love your man… would that be enough?

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@BenhardSindimba @weloverww You must be African because I thought the same thing 🤣

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@dme_363 Oto denge tofudile mbela 🤣

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Cooking Nigeria caused Nigerians to go research Namibia.

Never again will Nigerians say they have never heard of a country called Namibia. 😂

You will learn!

[Lunga @Lunga_26]

@victorjackfrid1 @yaShipila_n You don't have to imagine anymore, it's right there

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Siiiigh, really?

[Azumjosh @Azumjosh]

Namibian special forces. 💔

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

I can’t tell if this one is trying to roast us or promote us. Siiiigh.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Namibia Nigeria

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

Every time someone tries, they just make it worse 😭😩

[Ooni of Lagos 📈🇳🇬🇨🇦 @African_stat]

@Natty10_LFC Don’t worry, there is a difference between us. You are here to correct English; I’m here making my six figures in Toronto, Canada. 🥃😂

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@Ceff_Init_G What are you doing? Fixing your country?

[Sylu @SyluLazarus]

@damola017 @Dangerousgroun2 Noooooooo