Sylvanian Fantasies

Sylvanian families. Same photos, different captions.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

Pack your things. We're leaving and if your dad wants to know where we are maybe he can ask his receptionist. They're always together.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

That's a real one! Run!

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

"What did you say you were allergic to the other day?"
"Flowers."

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

These mushrooms won't kill him... but they'll make him sick. And when he's sick he's so soft and tender and just lies in my arms helplessly.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

What if it's like the movie We need to talk about Kevin?

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

just one more bank robbery and then I can pay for your surgery

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

You didn't tell us you were loaded!!!
Great Gatsby over here.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

What is that? A truck? Just... just a nondescript vehicle?
Listen, they're probably going to hold you back a grade and I don't know if our friendship will continue once we're no longer bound by close proximity and shared classes. Those things are huge contributors to our bond.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

Do you ever look at a bowl of eggs and think about how Paul at school hates us?

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

Look! I found another baby! Just sitting in a carseat in a car while its mother wasn't looking!

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

I just don't think he sees me anymore, Georgina.

[Sylvanian Fantasies @SylvanianFanfic]

Don't move, Piers. If it sees you move it will kill us both.