S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e

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[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

During my IT I went to stay with my Uncle and his family.
The wife was a Banker.

One night I heard him telling the wife that the Canada process is taking so much from him
Mentally and financially.

She said she got the house.
He should just focus on other stuff

After that night,we started eating good 😊
Not like we weren’t eating good,but she made sure he knew that she meant it when she said she got the house.

They are all in Canada now.
I’ll never understand the concept of not letting your wife work.
Makes no sense to me.

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

Dear @EKEDP @ekedp_help @NERCNG, officials came to fix our transformer at Araromi Street, Orile Iganmu a week ago, but they took the fuse away. They are demanding a bribe/settlement before putting it back. We have been in darkness for 7 days. Please intervene! 🙏🏻

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I just got to the office now and heard that my colleague that has been an HR assistant for 10 years Quit.😂

In those 10 years, 3 HR managers have come and gone. All outsiders and they were trained by her.

Last one resigned and for the first time, I thought maybe they’d finally see her.

Instead, they brought another outsider.

So instead of training him as usual, she did something different.

She got another job, tendered her resignation and took her one-month leave.😭

Now the office is struggling.
HR is a mess.

And people are just realizing, She was HR.

[✨🤍 @Phillipong3]

When you marry a church girl 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This babe said she wants the type of guy that would ask her if she is free in 2 weeks because he wants to fly her to Dubai and fly her first class. She said any man that flies her economy is a useless person.

Such a person cannot love you and has zero desire to love. This performative love that is Instagrammable is delusional.
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There is a lady that loves Malta Guinness. My guy bought her two crates and she melted in his arms. I know another one that loves avocado and anytime her man buys avocado for her, she lights up like a child. True desire!

I always wonder if you people don't enjoy life's little pleasure. Don't you have something that you genuinely enjoy when nobody is watching? You see that mama that sells ewa agoyin and soft bread that you enjoy, tell your date you love her food. You love climbing trees and plucking ebelebo, tell your person. You enjoy the silliness of solidifying milo and chewing on it like a snack, tell your person. If you're afraid to tell your person what you really enjoy, it is not love. 1Jn 4:18 says "there is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love."

Try to enjoy things that do not require external validation. A girl saw a public proposal and she spoke out that if she doesn't get something like this, she is not accepting it because she does not deserve less. Her friend asked her, would you be okay getting it if you won't have to post it on social media and she said No. So it is not that she actually likes it, she just wants to pepper people and get validation. Some of the thing you people crave, you do not really care about it. You just feel like it elevates you in people's eyes.

Don't murder the child in you trying to live up to external validation. Do the things that make the child in you, light up.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"If his family is influential, I'll take his name. If not, he should keep his nonsense name."

Again, a woman that loves you would be joyfully looking forward to be addressed with your name.

Someone that cannot take your name out of love but wants it because of connection, is a rat. It is up to you to decide if you want to marry a rat. You can even see the disrespect in how they reject your name. Continue pretending to be asleep.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

When is see talented people get old without living their dreams, it breaks my heart. This country will make you forget that you have talent.🥹💔

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

@Wizarab10 Omo as a man if anybody tells you "See as you dey reason like woman" make sure you leave whatever it is you're doing at that moment and deck the person 🙏🙏🙏

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

@dee_praize @CANELO1088 Dead 😂😂

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

@abazwhyllzz Sharp; Tiwa's verse delivery be like the Hebrew Women own!🔥🔥

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

@Khaytweets Hello

[Nwachukwu @gottafwjay]

@nobdylikesaisha God forbid a guy Purchases a G-shock and Observes the Vendor’s G-string?

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

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[AliceTheTechyChef @thetechychef]

Hello @tundeskie, good morning.

Thank you for your tweet. I appreciate your opinion.

I didn’t want to respond at first because I believe people process situations based on their perspectives, especially when they don’t have all the details but since we’re speaking on professionalism and fairness, let’s lay everything bare.

I’m never late for meetings, let alone interviews. If I ever am, I apologize first because that’s who I am and I have a lot of people (colleagues, clients, my students) that can attest to this.

This was a career coaching interview. A delicate role that requires emotional intelligence, communication, structure and depth. I’ve been interviewed for this same role multiple times by EdTech and consulting companies in different countries. Never has it been a rushed 15-minute interview especially when it’s the first stage.

The session did not start on time. Yet from the moment it started, I was met with a tone that lacked courtesy. No apologies for the delay. No cameras turned on from the HR side. I kept mine on the entire time, remained polite and answered every question with grace even when the questions felt dismissive and unnecessary.

I was told to keep my answers short because “there’s no time” but each time I responded, I was interrupted. So the same system that caused a time shortage was used to silence me.

Then I was told, “this your resume was done with AI.”

The same resume that was reviewed before inviting me for the interview.

The same resume tailored carefully to the JD.

The same resume that reflects years of my work.

When someone says a resume “has AI written all over it,” the tone and delivery matter. It didn’t come across as an observation. It came across as mockery. I don’t have a problem stating that I use AI tools. I’ve taught thousands of jobseekers how to use these tools the right way but tone, delivery and context matters.

After everything, I asked if I could ask my own questions. The response was “you can send them via email.”

I’ve been to over 100 interviews, both as a candidate and coach. That response is not standard. It closes the door to mutual clarity.

Throughout the interview, I was calm and respectful but when you talk down on my work and say I’m using AI as though that discredits the value I offer, I will not pretend like it’s okay.

Let me say this clearly, professionalism is not silence. It is mutual RESPECT.

And about “scoring social media points,” that assumption is disappointing.

I have built a solid reputation for almost a decade without a single scandal.

I have trained people, coached professionals and helped hundreds of amazing people land interviews and remote jobs. Please google me or @atcproacademy.

If I speak up about a POOR experience, it’s not to trend. It’s to protect people who might not have the confidence to speak up. This is something I’ve been doing on LinkedIn for years.

I find it interesting that people are more upset about how I responded than they are about what actually happened in the interview. It’s always easier to tone-police people who refuse to shrink themselves.

Finally, I respect your work and your experience, but I don’t appreciate being spoken about like I walked in with bias. I walked in with hope, preparation and the same effort I give to every opportunity.

What I experienced was not professionalism. It was powerplay.

And I won’t dress it up as anything else.

Respect should be mutual. It should not be based on who holds the interview seat.

Thank you once again and have a beautiful weekend ahead. God bless you.

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

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[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

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[Izyco @Temz_Izyco]

See moves😅. That end 🔥🔥

[S.y.m.p.l.y.M.i.k.e @SymplyMike]

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[Pius Ekuaze @EkuazeP]

@mistarfly Don't let nationality or tribe dictate your partner choice—choose someone who brings peace, respects you, values your dreams, and supports your growth.