Richard Litzau

Golf, reading, fountain pens, cosplay, and awesome knives are pretty much all the things that I need in life. Well besides family and friends of course.

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@SpeakerJohnson $174,000 isnt enoush for Congress to live on. That's why they have to stock trade... So. . Mike Johnson. You admit that minimum salary should be at least $174,000.

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@MTGSecretLair @wizards_magic @maro254 Fuck you worthless cunts! I waited in line for over an hour and I didn't purchase a fucking thing. I wanted the Goblin deck, it sold out while I was waiting in line, I checked the rest of the garbage when it was my turn and left empty-handed. #BoycottWOTC

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@RepJackKimble $174,000 for just 140 days of "work" and you still want more, you greedy, lazy son of a bitch? When was the last time that you lazy, ungrateful cunts in D.C. raised our minimum wage? We the people do the actual work in this country while you rich entitled cunts do fuck all. SYBAU

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@RepJackKimble This one, so that I can tell you lazy cunts to get fucked. You work for less than half of the year and make well over $150,000 a year. "Boohoo, I want a raise." Bitch, we the people that actually work for a living aren't getting raises, so why should we care about you rich cunts?

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@ChudTheBuilder @nikitabier Get fucked, ChumpTheBuilder! Don't forget to be like @realDonaldTrump and blow Bubba while you in prison.

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@Fritolay @Fritolay raised prices during Covid and kept them high after everything settled down and only recently started dropping prices after they took a 50 billion dollar hit to their market cap. Fuck your $7 a bag @Doritos and fuck @Fritolay and their greedy bosses.

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@CBS @CBSNews @bariweiss What happened to the Dean Withers debate? You @realDonaldTrump
dick sucking, scared bitches. Are you afraid of something?
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@FBIDirectorKash you are drunk, coked out, disgrace to this country. You should at least have the balls to admit that you're a complete failure. Keep hiding evidence and protecting your pedophile boss and friends.

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@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept And you're fired.

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@tatereeves @AHAMississippi @American_Heart How about you get out there and do some exercise Tater Tot? How about actually caring about your constituents and not about whose pocketbook you can get into? Why veto the medical marijuana expansion bills? You're shooting us in the foot. This could be millions in revenue!

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@espn @StoolBaseball

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@RobSchneider

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@RobSchneider

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@RobSchneider

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@CODUpdates Why all of the squad-based stuff? Why not solo versions?

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@TimSheehyMT The only "further violence" that's going to happen is towards you, you punk ass little bitch. Go suck tRump's dick like he blew Bubba.

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@TimSheehyMT You broke the arm of a Marine veteran. Fuck you you pussy ass bitch! You're softer than baby shit, you limp dick coward. You're a pathetic excuse of a "man". When you get your jaw broken by a veteran in the future, don't come crying about it like the little bitch that you are.

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@TimSheehyMT You broke the arm of a Marine veteran. Fuck you you pussy ass bitch! You're softer than baby shit, you limp dick coward. You're a pathetic excuse of a "man". When you get your jaw broken by a veteran in the future, don't come crying about it like the little bitch that you are.

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@TimSheehyMT You broke the arm of a Marine veteran. Fuck you you pussy ass bitch! You're softer than baby shit, you limp dick coward. You're a pathetic excuse of a "man". When you get your jaw broken by a veteran in the future, don't come crying about it like the little bitch that you are.

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@dalepartridge Damn, you are an ignorant cocksucker, aren't ya?