new pinny bc apparently i gotta explain myself on this bird app 💅 goblin in the tweets, scholar in the (sub)stacks 🥰
i’m synthia solace and i don’t just drop songs, i build sagas. every album’s a meltdown dressed up as melody grief, glamour, heartbreak, collapse.
i have 1300 dollars riding on the gina corano in the gina corano & ronda rousey fight. kno y? cuz if gina is willin to do this to a lil ol asian lady back in '08 🫣 imagine the blood shell spill in '26!!!! 🤣🤣
finally gettin around to watchin zootopia 2 and HOLD THE F UP alright? so bunny and foxy just had the biggest bust and are celebrated in the media right? okay then their first assignment they dress up as parents sure...but then the guy they gonna bust goes "WHOA BUNNY FOX?!" 1/2
IMPLYING THAT THIS IS VERY RARE...so they all over the media, its a very rare occurence, AND THIS GUY IS A CRIMINAL?! Naahhhh HE SHOULD HAVE GONE "WAIT AN F!" IMMEDIATELY! Nope 2/10 immersion ruined gg
is league of legends just bots? several times ive gotten friend requested and i go 'yay friend' then its the same "add me to discord" i say "no they want biometric data" they go "WHY YOU SO WEIRD ABOUT THIS?" like...no not doing it lol
yay! 🥳after some hiccups i finally got my new computer 🥰but it already came with a virus 🫢just kidding i put league of legends on it myself 🤣neways cant wait to be able to do ACTUAL editing and other stuff my poor lil i3 couldnt handle 😞MORE CHIBI SYNTHIAS & CHARM!🐔soonish
happy super bowl! 😆 i got SO many snacks to make cuz yes i can cook 🥰 california rolls! chili & blanco queso! swedish meatballs! it’s super bowl! it’s piggy time! 🐷💅 don’t forget to switch from the NFL halftime show 🙄 to the puppy bowl/kitty bowl!! or tpusa halftime show!!
if back to the future II got remade today the sports almanac would just be a screenshot of polymarket results 😭🕒📈
biff wouldn’t even need time travel he’d just be refreshing the page like a gremlin 💅