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[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mfs only say "sus" because they can't spell suspishus

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

when he says he likes low maintenance girls but the only things low abt me are my iron & my patience

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

arguing with me is pointless, the grass is blue to me as long as it annoys you.

[oopsallvibes @muthonimwang1]

You tell someone you lost your mum wanaanza kusema you can share their mum 😒bro mimi nataka mamangu😭😭

[olawunmi🫧 @the_olawunmi]

Life is so much easier with money , i want to have lots of it , may i have lots of it .

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

i do not play about people treating me weird, like i’ll literally never talk to you again

[✯ @sine_minaj]

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, f*ck that bridge. Respectfully.

[Wicky🇰🇪 @Wyckydeh]

Ugali mayai paving it's way into my brain when I try making a meal plan.

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

BREAKING NEWS very sad😭😭😭😭 watu wangu kama unaishi kenya side za vihiga mainly kwa soko na kuelekea mbale plz kesho stay indoors😔😑, do your shopping today buy food, stock as you can ......kaa uko na relative wako side hizo help me to pass information wasitoke nje kesho,kwa sababu nataka nijifunze kuendesha baiskeli

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

May a lustful and cheap man never think I’m the one

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

You don’t respect your own decisions and you lack boundaries

[jynx @jynxbby]

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me on my phone at 2am knowing I have to be up by 6am

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[D @deeprivac]

Cutie π

[magata @magatax]

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