Silas ☭ 🇵🇸

He/Him / Welcome to the shit show / alt: @sadboysilas cash app: $syphilas

[Silas ☭ 🇵🇸 @Syphilas]

“Mr. genius idiot himself“

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

y’all already know what i’m about to say about blowing cinnamon through that front door

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Pavlov’s Favorite Dog. @soul0nline]

whenever I get a director position I’m gonna let people hit their vapes in my office like a Gen Z mad men .

[Isaac de Castro @isaacdecastro]

We’re throwing Candace Owens a coming out party at the mask-mandatory Massachussets lesbian bar if anyone wants to come

[RAMATTRAGOONER7000 @omnicguy]

*tickles clit* coochie coochie coochie

[k ʚɞ @slvt4katya]

actual bored lesbians: “i’m gonna watch unhhhh”

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[dre (50$ dm fee) @fruitsnacks67]

Political ads be mad funny you’ll see one like

“james talarico thinks that there are 6 sexes 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡”

Then the other one

“Greg Abbott exploited tax payers into building his 30+ million dollar enterprise”

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

FULL MOON IN ARIES

[trash jones @jzux]

the limitless pill is real. it’s called 5 buzzballs and i’m ojtside your house right now

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am a faggot for Sarah Paulson.

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.

[(っ◔◡◔)っ Jack @childishblonde]

had a 400ml of vodka, 6 joints, 4 bumps of cocaine and 4 hours of sleep last night and I still clocked 35,000 steps at work today (I may have passed out in the bathroom) they don’t make substance abusers like me often

[ellis 🌻 @demonplayboys]

need $0/80 for my car note that clears today!!
no customs, *pics/vids available* for sale via dm/of (check bio) <3
tips get surprises 😋

[Alyssa Edwards @AlyssaEdwards_1]

An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX

[ms. aries ❤️‍🔥 @ChaoticwithaK]

I don’t have time for this Venus retrograde I’m tryna love and be loved

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

Cocaine was the first GLP-1

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

My stroke game is in iambic pentameter that’s why she shakes on my speare

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it