Baker

civil engineer. random stuff and politics sometimes.

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

What is happening and might happen in Syria in the next 24-48-72 hours 🧵:

- CENTCOM is still in the process of transferring IS prisoners to Iraq, operation commenced on the 21st and will require as per their announcement 72 hours a parallel timeframe to the 4-day ceasefire.

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@sighswoon His nickname wad Lady G

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Miyhnea @areyouawitchor2 Arab diaspora in the USA was historically right and republican until Bush Jr.
especially since most of them were upper-middle class or middle-class with upward mobility professions.

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@juumelo_ Or a bow?

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Omarfsa2 اصابة غنابري كانت اصعب عالفريق من المتوقع

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Safi_kh95 انت مدريدي ما؟ هههه

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

My man of the match

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Safi_kh95 لك روح من هون، عم يلعب البايرن ضد ١٢ كان

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Safi_kh95 ههههههه الحكم بايعها

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The referees of Bayern Munich vs PSG

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

?!?!?!!??!

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

How much did PSG pay?

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

4-2 for Bayern

[Vitaly Ⓥ 火 @vstarbanks]

$500 to person who predicts correct score

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

This will happen unironically

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Arsenal to beat Atletico then lose to Bayern in the final

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@txgermanbre Where do you do your debates?

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

Having friends that believe in you even when you don’t is such a blessing

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@juumelo_ @THEJaxEsq Being a little delusional and gaslighting oneself is the answer

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

Neither, Twitter is a trolling / journaling app

[Elias @LyesAbouJaoude]

Youth is thinking Twitter is a dating app
Adulthood is knowing Twitter is a networking tool

*I need work

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

@Omarfsa2 لو يلعب عاليمين مع اوليزيه رح تصير الجبهة شاعلة. ستانيزيتش طافي كان بالهجوم

[Baker @SyrianRepublcn]

Musiala should not play the next Bundesliga game, he still looks unfit and should focus on the return game