assteka ᥫ᭡

probably in another country

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Akira @Akir_a997]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[vee hates obx @kiesgallery]

this is what their friends and families should be doing lol

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I read it somewhere “we romanticised the wrong organ, the stomach is more emotional than the heart” and it feels so true. we feel butterflies in our stomach and when we’re sad we lose our appetite. our stomach gets affected by emotions way more than we realise.

[rae @raewolff_]

and $200+ per night just for a hotel like wtf are we doing anymore

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

i know my soulmate is gonna be a gentle tall and calm man, funny and very romantic also puts me first and doesn't do that lying shitt & dont like other girls, JUST ME

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

1 thing about me i fucking love fries

[notneekolul🍒 @notneekolul]

Being Mexican when it benefits you is incredibly prevalent w/ content creators. Yet they didn’t bat an eye during the ICE raids or speak on the issues but when it’s time to hop on the bandwagon during the WC suddenly there ppl who are Mexican who have never been Mexican before…

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Not gonna lie..as a responsible person, sometimes you do have to say fck your priorities and enjoy life a little..

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Love Island for me is a live study in sexual economics of hetero dynamics; how bodies, race, skin tone, personality, trauma, insecurities, fears and attractiveness interact and are weaponised in competition, and how the public’s voting choices reveal our biases and pecking order.

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[sam🐝 🌈 @lvndrwine]

one of my least controversial opinions is that, during summer, schools should be converted to extracurricular community centers for kids (that still provide breakfast and lunch) instead of being left empty for months.

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home

[greg @gurreggg]

Megan thee stallion making cocky af is kinda the best thing to happen

[PBE💋 @paintedbyesthr]

It’ll always be.. eye opening to me the grace given to them folks but not our own. Anyway shop Juvia’s place a safe space for black and brown women to shop great blushes 🩷

[RK @RyanxTaylor]

I love when drake talk that rich, overseas with your woman, showing her different shit, seeing culture at a high level that’s the flex