Commander in Chips

#MUFC | ❤ Beef | #BB | Max Stan! | Nursery woman | Maraga 2027 |

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

"There are mysteries to the universe that we were never meant to solve but who we are and why we are here is not one of them" OPTIMUS PRIME

[Euli-🦔 @EulipotyphlaOG_]

"Is your father going to be ok with me?"
"Don't worry"

"I'm North African."
"You are a net contributor"

"What's civilised remigration?"
"Don't worry"

"Are you sure?"
"He doesn't write his own tweets"

"..."
"..."

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

I paid my daughter kshs200 for washing dishes but now that she's sleeping I just stole it. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country

[H O L I C S @Simply_Holics]

If Mbappe leaves to any team. He’ll someday be wanting to join PSG back because i don’t think he’ll get the same love he gets from france. By that time PSG has 2 championships league and he still will have 0

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

The choice of music 🔥🔥

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Johana Ng’eno’s widow is having a time of her life clubbing in Doha....

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

It was an honor to visit your husband’s grave today on your behalf, and to pay my respects. It was wonderful to see the beautiful flowers representing many others who did the same. Our nation owes a debt of gratitude to those who made the ultimate sacrifice, and to the loved ones they left behind. Thank you for your service and sacrifice @SharrellAnne2 🙏🏽

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

This Chelsea fan flew all the way from Kenya to Budapest to HATE WATCH Arsenal in the UCL final 😭

Pre-match coverage of the UCL Final live from Budapest starts 10am ET streaming free on CBS Sports Golazo Network, and continues 11am on CBS, or catch it all on @paramountplus 📺

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@chassCindy I was not familiar with the bottle job

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

They tried to win the Champions League final with 20% possession… maybe The Beautiful Game isn’t dead after all.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Even Forest have come out of the woods with their reminder

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Robbo. ❤️

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Trolls 😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Jealous of Muranga people fr

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

New therapy centre Maragwa Hospital

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Why are they beefing?

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Sarah Kimani @sarahkimani]

I removed my daughter from a girls' school owned by a prominent Kenyan when they denied us entry to the dormitory. I know I'm speaking from a point of privilege but I can't pay fees and I'm not able to see where my child sleeps...

[ABC News @ABC]

The U.S. government is deploying a team of 30 doctors, nurses, therapists and more to work at a quarantine site in Kenya with 50 beds set up for Americans if exposed to the Ebola virus instead of flying them back to the U.S. 

@MattRiversABC reports. https://t.co/Befk4Gcj04

[𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚 👑 @MrsMagdaBeard]

I feel like everyone on here is determined to blackpill everyone else.

My husband and I are middle/late middle age. We love each other. We don't care about weight gain and aging. We have both taken care of each other after surgery. He helped me give birth.

Like I just can't imagine thinking this man that I love is somehow lesser because he aged or gained a few pounds and I can't imagine him thinking my body is "ruined" because I had his children...

It's all so weird and I really think you guys spend way too much time getting your ideas of how normal marriages are from online and it's not good for you.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Not her doing PR for the school in the middle of a great tragedy 😩. What were the questions?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Form 3 student who survived Utumishi Girls' fire tragedy recounts events of the fateful night

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Why are they being interrogated without their parents

[TV 47 Digital @tv47digital]

Utumishi Academy fire update:

A parent -- whose Grade 10 daughter is being held for interrogation -- causes commotion, demanding to know her whereabouts.

She has not seen her daughter since arriving yesterday.

[Honorobo Madisha😤🇿🇦 @nyokssss]

28 may 2015!!! 11 fucking years ago!!!