Commander in Chips

#MUFC | ❤ Beef | #BB | Max Stan! | Nursery woman | Maraga 2027 |

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

"There are mysteries to the universe that we were never meant to solve but who we are and why we are here is not one of them" OPTIMUS PRIME

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@ImbayiK That kamat is not so hygienic though I had to throw mine away.

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@SleekGeekBrian Ata ukijenga Choo they come awache kutubeba upuzi bana 🤣. 18 floors don't go up unnoticed

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Lakini mimi nikijenga ushago planning officers were there jembe ya kwanza ya foundation ikiguza chini checking whether we had all the approvals 🙄🙄. Just say your officers took bribes.

[The Eastleigh Voice @Eastleighvoice]

Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja says the multi-storey building that collapsed along 9th Street in Eastleigh was under construction without the required approvals, despite an application for a 15-storey building with a basement having been submitted.

Sakaja says the county has forwarded documentation to the DCI for investigations and called for accountability among the developer and professionals involved, including the architect and engineer on record.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@Papa_Ibeji Nobody in Kitale is going to the market anyway. Footpaths kwa town ndio soko siku hizi. People love convenience

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@Christianwyaxx1 I think he also wants screen time

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Jax definitely googled him after she got home and realised how rich he is 🤭

[Netflix @netflix]

Love Is Blind's Stew and Jax reunite after she ghosted him in the pods 👀

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@DonnyJolla_ She is very mid tbh but she thinks she is the best thing since sliced bread

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@_CandyWife She did say she only dates older men so I am assuming came in with that mentality Which obviously clouded her judgement. He didn't deserve any of this

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Why is this number using your username or @sendwaveapp trying to scam me? Na ni mkale. Can't beat the allegations

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Not the highlight on 121K and 14yo. They are so funny banange

[Cars in Kenya @Cars_in_Kenya]

Mascardi responds to content creator Victor Peace after he reported multiple issues with a BMW he purchased from the dealership, which eventually suffered engine failure.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

😭😭

[GTABRBIE @GTA6BARBIE]

@PopCrave THE DAMN KNEES SJSSKKS

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Weuh

[J Curve Capital @JCurveCap]

A remote job in the UK civil service is one of the only true passive income opportunities out there

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

What an impactful career! He deserves it and more.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹

Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

A lawyer admitting this on national radio?

[Radio Generation @RadioGenKe]

Karen Nyamu: I recently tried to help a very staunch campaigner of mine join the police force. Tukakarabati (we forged) a form 4 certificate.

She went to Kiganjo for training, but after investigations, she was arrested for forgery alongside 17 others.

#ThePeoplesBreakfast
#HomeOfHardTruths
@ctmuga & @mungalambuvi

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

What about my paintings again?

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@ojimmycee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

The agent in my account waiting for money to come in

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, & other major banks have reportedly detected unauthorized AI agents operating inside customer accounts.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

@gidikariuki They need to leave the damn clocks alone.

[Commander in Chips @Sysca_]

Whoever is in charge of this needs to change it please. Winter is already horrible enough as it is we don't need to boost it with 3PM darkness.

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰

What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇