System Mastery

Jef & Jon. We review stuff. He/Him (the both of us).
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Authors of Düngeonmeister and The Düngeonmeister Cookbook

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

I am assured this is actually a permanent Discord invite:
https://t.co/Y3ufO21egV

[Adams Media @adamsmedia]

Bring your gaming world to life with THE DÜNGEONMEISTER RPG STICKER BOOK by @SystemMastery. 🧙‍♂️ 🧝‍♀️

From the functional to the purely fantastical, these 500+ RPG-inspired stickers are more versatile than a d20!

#dungeonmeister #stickerbook #roleplayinggames #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

This movie really put me in the mood to see Morbius in theaters. They should really release that again. https://t.co/QbSur9GWYM

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

A little roasting for your Thanksgiving holiday https://t.co/K4tzvXN5SV

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

The film that has nothing for anyone https://t.co/TTqtUu058e

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

Same usernames for this account and Jon's separate one. See you there, I hope.

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

Hadn't said anything recently but yeah, we're over on Bluesky. Done here. Nothing left to stick around for anyway. It's okay, I forgot my Friendster login eventually too.

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Instead of worrying about election stuff, listen to us torture ourselves with various soda flavored "food" in a free episode for the masses https://t.co/f42tFcr8Qb

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

We forced @taylordotbiz to watch a movie that by all rights shouldn't exist https://t.co/2kJlg07Klq

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Happy Halloween! https://t.co/fNuDdCYlB9

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

A COVID slasher that tests negative for horror https://t.co/Tl11QklobG

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Lil mama let me whisper in your ear, tell you something spooky that you don't want to hear https://t.co/7rsELHrHMS

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

It was an April Fool's joke which is why there's stuff like 3e D&D era feats in it. It's also only like four pages long, but those things said, we think it's pretty fun.

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

@bransonreese Okay this is weird, but like eight years ago my podcast partner and I made a Duckman RPG as an April Fool's gag and this weekend I was told to send you a link to it (the RPG, not the podcast): https://t.co/4fXbBBkMhb

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Sometimes this franchise gets it right https://t.co/E8g3z6R0SE

[Gamewoven @gamewoven]

Weavers you are NOT ready for episode 3 of Before the Flood!

Before the Flood just came out, by the way, link in the comments. This is a don't-miss recommendation y'all gotta check this game out.

https://t.co/oxfW7Gx47L

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Which joke do you like better: "Little Horror on the Prairie" or "Little House on the Scary"? https://t.co/0noKERpxSP

[System Mastery @SystemMastery]

If you cum in laser tag you cum in real life.

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

That's my purse! I don't know you! https://t.co/CKSGpBSBKW

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

But like, what if the trees are talking to us, maaaaan https://t.co/ZK9UBZH8IV

[Jon from System Mastery @Gurglespasm]

Sometimes movies are kinda weird https://t.co/LytaLCc6UG