Systemic Sarcasm

Sarcasm is key... Economics & Finance Academic, Realist, Opportunist. It's a Dog eat Dog world. And I have bigger teeth than you.

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Russia Issues Dire Warning After US Approves Ukrainian Strikes On Crimea https://t.co/9i1qE13cfi

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Hedge Funds Most Bearish On Oil Since 2011 Just As Physical Demand Surges https://t.co/RfBmKXeU2w

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This will be a shorter tenure than the new twitter CEO https://t.co/YG7gWfA2r9

[Ben White @EconomyBen]

Bit of personal news: I’m leaving @POLITICO at the end of May after 14 fabulous years. Joining @TheMessenger next month as chief Wall Street correspondent.

Excited for a new adventure but tough to leave a place I’ve loved and always will. https://t.co/xjMEez77cC

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Lawmakers Want Answers On NIH Trans Kids Study That Led To Two Suicides https://t.co/qEKkTuStLs

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WTF Chart Of The Day: Bud Light Sales Dump For 6th Straight Week https://t.co/WXsp01e5ku

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"By June 8-9 we estimate [cash and extraordinary measures] would drop under $30bn, which is the minimum balance the Treasury has used in the past to project the debt limit deadline" - Goldman https://t.co/Opy5TDTYNP

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

TSY cash balance forecast

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*TIKTOK SUES MONTANTA TO BLOCK STATEWIDE BAN OF APP

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"Show Me Where I Got My Science Wrong!": Pres Hopeful RFK Jr. Gets Debates Krystal Ball Over Vaccines https://t.co/90rUav1P2j

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NAACP Advises Against Travel To Florida, Saying State 'Openly Hostile' To Blacks https://t.co/3ydEwnxiY5

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Houthis Sign Deal With China For Oil Exploration In Yemen https://t.co/PYQt06p1Rn

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Zoltan Pozsar: Fed Is "Foaming The Runway" For Big Bank Problems Ahead https://t.co/GxBEjOoZOV

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Former US Marine Charged In Death Of Homeless Man Breaks Silence https://t.co/4J35GIB8ww

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Democrats love ESG, Republicans hate it

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Poll Shows How Radically Different Americans' Opinions Are From Liberal Corporate Media Narratives https://t.co/rgWuFkmdDT

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Biden Won't Accept Debt-Deal Protecting Crypto Traders https://t.co/VHBz3QkDAE

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China Summons Japan's Ambassador, Denounces G7 "Smears"  https://t.co/gsVHLvPO7P

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Putin Congratulates Wagner By Name For 1st Time As Ukraine Seeks To Reframe Bakhmut Narrative https://t.co/Q7noJDWIov

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*TURKEY'S SINAN OGAN ENDORSES ERDOGAN IN ELECTION

As expected

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DISNEY PARKS CHIEF SAYS STAR WARS HOTEL DIDN'T PERFORM WELL

Maybe if someone else beside billionaires could afford to stay there, it would have performed better https://t.co/OsuhOVj3Q0

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DISNEY TO SHUTTER STAR WARS-THEMED HOTEL IN FLORIDA

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Biden, McCarthy To Meet Monday After Debt-Ceiling Deal Suffers Weekend Setbacks https://t.co/wxZMETzOEq