Syzlic 🥔

early adopter at #DarkWoke
creative director at @GoonersNation
Candidate for Mayor of Reno.
faithful in Bryan Woo

dni: The Oregon Duck
he/they

[Syzlic 🥔 @Syzlic]

@aacciiddzz when are they gonna bench that bum for elite QB Joe Flacco

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

A 7 y/o smoking a cigarette just called me a slur outside Fred Meyer. Snohomish, WA.

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

I wish the jamaican man in yeezus had more parts

[sendingmetoyou @sendingmetoyou]

How it feels to buy CDs in 2026

[Syzlic 🥔 @Syzlic]

3-0 all time against my Chud Roommate, this fantasy football stuff easy #ThankYouBasedGod

[‏ً @BoltsHateMe]

Almost died today.

A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Chargers offense started playing on the TV.

He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️

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@chuddraven Clearly this was Greg Roman's fault somehow

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I dont think this is similar to those games I've played steam

[Cheshire @cheshire__00]

#l4d2

[𝖃-𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖞 @benkeithphoto]

You guys are hating but because of this song, at least one cop will like it so much he won’t beat his wife tonight

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@The0ttozone let me cope a little

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this @The0ttozone guy used telepathic mind control to erase Jaylen Waddle out of Bo Nix's vision to win fantasy this week #cheatersneverprosper

[Boen Tree @boentreee]

4-7 Oregon vs 3-8 Washington on November 28th

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

OKLAHOMA STATE UPSETS NO. 6 OREGON 😱🚨

Drew Mestemaker: 26-43, 317 pass YDs, 3 total TDs

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

U will not believe last night in fort worth I met 2 female aliens and they took advantage of me

[girlie ౨ৎ @polkadoodledot]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔 #SNORT4KIRK

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@chuddraven youre telling me two more years of John Harbaugh was the... wrong move??

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Buying tickets to their next show rn. Patriot.

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef https://t.co/OEzBa0eLUZ