Whilst organising my mums funeral, I meant to text my cousins advising them we had three spaces in a funeral car to the cemetery, but accidentally typed that we have three spades in the car. There was a long silence before any reply.
I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all cunts aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod.
Honestly I don’t want to be a ma anymore, Derry asked me what a boner was , and I said I don’t really know how to explain it he said ‘just give it to me straight’ someone help me 😂😂