Tony

50 something, charming capricorn, koala tamer and professional liar. Also SUFC season ticket holder, Go Ahead Eagles fan and all round good egg

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@ArtyBianco Turns out they can, just ask Embolo 🇨🇭

[PATRIOTS OF BRITAIN @POB4LIFE]

🚨 🚨 Let's make these guys famous!

This one is called Luke Lawrence, I need the names of the other ones.

There's a charity that helps disabled children called "Learning Through Motion" this charity does amazing work and they help as many kids as they can.
They recently got a new premises and obviously the budget is tight.

It all needed plastering so these 4 turned up and did the unthinkable!

They did all the plastering completely free!

Have they got Bills to pay? Yes
Have they got family's to feed? Yes
Is being self employed hard? Yes

But they still dropped everything and went and did it at their own expense!

Let's make sure these good men get the recognition they deserve!

I don't know these guys but it would be a pleasure to shake each of their hands.

If you know them tag them in!
If you appreciate them then share this post!

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we repaid their kindness with a few nice words and hopefully this post gets them enough work to see the year out on a high ❤️

Absolute legends

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@martinkelner Have you seen the price of Horlicks these days!!

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Rio Ferdinand applauding FIFA’s decision on Balogun.

And if there is one man who knows all about cheating.

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please retweet!

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@JohnGre36263941 @Nyerider Loved Carney’s ramble yesterday. She started a sentence intending to use a simile, but half way through she realised she didn’t know the word to finish with, so she just stopped talking and allowed the presenter to take over 🤣

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@TortosaExpat The ref was appalling, how Paraguay got no cards was a joke. Would be interesting to see how the referee was assessed. Can only hope he doesn’t get any more games

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@tobyfoster Matt Forde, Troy Hawke, Paul Sinha, Frankie Monroe and Paul Merrick. All brilliant
A few “fillers” on the undercards but that’s to be expected. It’s a bloody hard gig

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@angelaletstalk1 @BladesArchives Lovely bloke, always happy to stop and have a chat. Fabulous player and daft as a brush ⚔️

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@WelsbyElton Alvin Stardust

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@TortosaExpat @laligaandbeyond David Weir🤷‍♂️

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@chris_kammy How about Sudoku?

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"I once spent £400,000 of other people's money on jewellery, cosmetics and a campervan and my wife didn't know anything about it."

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

*In entertainment news*
As this year is 46 years since Johnny Logan first won Eurovision, he’s decided to re-release his winning song “What’s Another Year”
Apparently he was inspired to do so when he heard about SWFC’s Premier League Return Ticket! #Sheffield #Eurovision

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@The_Forty_Four This aged like milk🤣

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@jakerowl1 You may be at your “absolute lowest”
BUT it’s the highest you’ll be for a long time😂

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@arighttweet @EFL Congrats for consistently applying the rules 👍
#JusticeforNonSecuredCreditors

[Tony @T0ny0Brien]

@charlotte_90xx Brown Bear, proper pub 🍻