Townsend

13/M/FL

[Townsend @T0wnsend]

@facebook : "Good morning! Here's a memory from 2008, when we were both relevant."

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@MBSnyder01 Sry.

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Me and Bae “@planetepics: So. Freakin. Jealous. http://t.co/cyGgxF2cmn”

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"You know - God's going to get them back" - woman talking about Minnesota hockey beating the Avs.

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Do people watch ABC Family when Harry Potter isn't on?

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You skinny assholes have no excuse for dressing so badly.

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One does not simply walk by the free mall chinese food.

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Powerade is for the poor.

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If the crash didn't kill his career, this new Paul Walker movie should finish the job. #TooSoon

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Former Justice Steven proposed six changes to the constitution. I've only got two: 1) no changes 2) more guns.

[Niki Tini @nikidtini]

It cracks me up when people put croakies on promo sunglasses. God forbid you lose those babies

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

AOL email accounts have been hacked, severely compromising our nation's supply of heartwarming forwards from our grandmothers!

[Townsend @T0wnsend]

Stop being excited to graduate.

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Comcast Doesn't Give A F*ck: http://t.co/PAfBqzqqBV via @YouTube

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My greatest fear in life is hearing a knock on the handicap bathroom stall door and seeing a set of wheels on the other side.

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Jesus Photobombing Families on Easter. http://t.co/sGkUI5dhkG via @someecards

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@sarahmcilvain @NEEDTOBREATHE http://t.co/v4ughMWkGH

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@zara915 Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, it's an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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Was going to Instagram a picture of the sun, but I'm busy working to support your unemployment habit. #ThanksObama