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hey besties

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i drink one (1) glass of wine and start genuinely nodding at tweets and tiktoks i agree with

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everyday i clock into the hater office at 8:00am sharp

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do you mean to tell me a buccal removed this fat

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me when my boyfriend forces me to play one of his video games

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famous celebrities being younger than me is actually very wrong and offensive

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this is how the last two weeks of a college semester feels

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every year… its getting a little embarrassing

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the new 1975 album is good but what the he’ll is matty healy doing

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me with my grown out ‘wispy bangs’ i tried to cut myself

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to dislike pickles is to deny the existence of god

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just tripped on campus

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obsessed with catholicism (stained glass windows and eating bread)

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me in the library in front of all the no eating signs

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asthma is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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me looking at speed limit signs

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me at work after my 2 weeks are in

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but u know what we were happy

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the only basic human need is vaping in the car before work

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working at a restaurant is so fun bc i just be cropdusting everyone when i walk past their tables