T.J.

-best playlist on spotify- depressed cowboys fan

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[T.J. @T1mJ_]

@IntelDeadlock Thats gore... gore of my favorite character 💔

[Ayoade Joshua @AyoadeTheJoshua]

when you think the waiter is bringing your order

[deelon #JerruhFC @deelonknowsball]

this play makes my cry of laughter everytime i see it dude

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[autist @litteralyme0]

mvp

[eido @Eidorian510]

Dew and I left MLC

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

A Cardinals exec successfully hitting a parlay on their own draft picks is genuinely the most competent thing the franchise has done in the last 15 years

[Xera @Xeratricky]

On my knees in a walmart asking Yoshi why he'd let this happen

[T.J. @T1mJ_]

@Eidorian510 Yo im a phantom mo and krill player lets build a dynasty together

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man stole a kitten and used her as an accomplice in a bank robbery, forcing staff to hold her while he demanded money

Magnolia is now looking for a law-abiding home to call her own

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

E. Jean Carroll has finally been paid $5,625,005 by Donald Trump.

This payment, plus interest, is what Carroll was owed after Trump was found liable for sexual abuse and defamation.

[Larry J Clint @LarryJClintJr]

Just found the vibrator I bought my ex. #goinginmyass