@Zoom We do 1000's of zoom calls a year and typically suggest zoom over all other video call apps; leading to additional adopters. We now need to find another company unless the terms of service are revised. Privacy is important to our business. We'll give you a week to revise.
@icreatelife Multiplying any number with zero is perhaps the easiest of all tasks! No matter how big the number is, when you multiply it with zero, the answer is always simpleโzero.
@TheOnion paraphrasing from what others have wrote
--- How many people drowned this last week while the world's navies converged to save these people? ---
--- I wish we would consider immigrants sailing on makeshift rafts explorers---
Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle.
When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st