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[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

If Cersei were a Targaryen, even us viewers would get burnt

[Dapo. @Dxpo_]

It was his deal money that Hushpuppi allegedly stole that year.

[tradenip @rossisongo]

High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.

[kim tkm 🇧🇷 @wolffwolfhard]

o fato do michael ser baixinho smp buga meu cerebro

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

woman tries novel idea for speaking to a man she finds attractive, he autistically fumbles it and his schizo internet friends convince him she was mossad and trying to track him so he tactically deploys the coin on public transit to misdirect his enemies

[Sinking 🇿🇦🇯🇵🇩🇿🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴🇩🇪 @EisakuOtomo]

Rockstar Games

[SIR1⭐️ @sa10nee]

Macaulay Culkin, a close friend of Michael Jackson and the star of the Home Alone movies revealed in a recent interview how an undisclosed group of people allegedly connected to Sony Music approached him and his mother in 1993 and offered them a large sum of money to publicly claim that he had been s£xually abused by Michael Jackson, who was facing ch!ld mol£station allegations at the time.

“I vividly remember a night in 1993 when a group of people came to our home claiming they were connected to Sony Music. I don’t really want to mention names, but they said they were part of the company. They offered me and my mom a large amount of money around a million dollars or more to testify against Michael Jackson and claim that he had s£xually abused me during my time at the Neverland Ranch. They told me it was the right thing to do because they believed Michael Jackson was a dangerous person. I immediately told them no! because why would they want me to do something like that to a man who was my best friend at the time and had never harmed me? My mom actually told me to consider accepting the offer because she thought it could be beneficial for us, and she wondered if Michael might have done something without me knowing. But even though I was young at the time, I completely rejected the offer, and they eventually left.”

He also added that, looking back on the situation, he believes he understands why those allegations were being made against Michael Jackson. He claimed it was connected to a dispute involving Sony Music and Michael Jackson’s ownership stake, including his interest in the Beatles catalog. He alleged that the accusations were part of an effort to pressure Jackson into giving up his assets.

[Doki 🏆 @dokibird]

Honestly so funny to watch live in person, everyone was booing in the stadium and confused why the Canadian player also got a yellow card because he was on the ground for so long and the other Canadian players started pushing and yelling at the Swiss players like it was hockey. I look on twitter after the game and see this and was like oh yeah that makes more sense now. Basically he wasn’t supposed to kick the ball cause it was a free kick and ended up getting kicked. This moment lives rent free in my head, it’s just so funny

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

🚨UPDATE: he’s in the ICU currently

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Someone couldn’t afford fees at 40k but now he can go to school and graduate with a debt of 1 million on his neck.

But hey, NELFUND is an achievement.

APC mathematics ehn. 😂

[Dr Folaseye (ENT/Head &Neck Surgeon) @DrFolaseye]

I don’t know why people forget I am still a surgeon, since I got the NDC House of Representative ticket for Surulere 1. People call me Honorable and have removed the surgeon from my name, anyway Saturday I had endoscopic sinus surgery by 7am and by evening I became a politician

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Lagos State Government killed this boy. His blood is on Babajide Olusola Sanwoolu. Rest on Pelumi 🕊️

[Maurício Mendes @mauriciojornal_]

quando a pessoa quer mostrar que está chateada mas ninguém pergunta “o que aconteceu” então ela fica fazendo essa cara até alguém perguntar

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[erick @erickin_p]

É o melhor dia da minha vida, cara.

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

Boy?? 👀👀

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

I personally started hating Tinubu when during EndSARS after people had just been massacred at Lekki Toll Gate, he came out and said to the cameras, “What were they doing there?”

Over hundred innocent Nigerians were slaughtered by their own army for rightfully peaceful protesting, and that is what he had to say about their unjust deaths!!!

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

So in other words Messi won the World Cup with a bunch of nobodies but your guy with a bunch of well-known stars can’t?

[Lamy✧ @lamide_aa]

Some content you just can’t see me open. There’s nothing the eazi dude and his wife are saying that I have any interest in