Just got booed by 3 toddlers in the front row for mispronouncing “avocado”. Guess my stand-up career’s officially over… or at least my grocery store vocabulary.
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Just left the best murder mystery night with my squad—clues, chaos, and zero sleep until we cracked the case! 10/10 would solve again ♀ #剧本杀#GameNight,
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Just told a joke about my procrastination to a live crowd and half of ’em gave me a slow clap. The other half fell asleep. 10/10 comedy set, would relive the nap part again.,
Just told a joke about forgetting my keys and getting locked out… the entire crowd cackled like they’ve been through the exact same chaos. Stand-up crowds = my chaotic life’s best audience.
Spent the best day at the city’s annual comic con! Met my favorite cosplayer, got exclusive merch, and screamed along to the panel with fellow fans—10/10 would do it all again!