@FortunesKilljoy "Yo, damn!"
She's so taken aback by what she's seeing that she's making a whole show of adjusting her glasses, mid stare.
"Yeah, you're definitely on the upper tier of girls!"
"Uh huh.
Tell me you've never had a titty blaster, where the burger, bun, lettuce, cheese, and onions are all deep fried in butter, without actually telling me.
Them babies need butter, just like I need your boobs!"
"Like toast.
Like crumpets, too. With jam!
Like, uh, one of the big bang burger titty blaster special burgers!
. . . There's a lot of butter on the Titty Blasters, ya see?"
Yo, fr, if you fuck with cute fingers, you owe it to yourself to come to her house, topless, and give her a sandwich.
Which she wouldn't even need to ask for, by the way.
It's homework??
You think I'd store all my cookie run Rule34 posts so obviously?
. . . Wait, is that the homework folder...? Fuck I haven't done any of my homework from last year...
@TruthfulPrince The value of that tape will sky rocket post use, and she can sell it for millions afterwards.
It's not about blame, it's all about raw sex appeal!
@TruthfulPrince Okay, but she'll look fucking hot? She can like, Police Line cross tape over the nips.
Her ass is already causing problems no matter what, so she should just lean into it.
Everyone asks shut like; Yo, Futaba, why are you always so late to school and morning activities?
And it's like, YOU try getting ready when you're swinging about all morning EVERY morning.