Drunkler

it’s always okay to alcohol at my house bro

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Benjamin Netanyahu spelled backwards is Gary Bettman. It’s all linked

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I make fun of the teens with their stupid lettuce hair… but deep down I’m jealous cause I’m a balding 30 year old man.

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You made a whole nation very proud! @cmcdavid97

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@NHL your officiating is a complete joke. There’s multiple reasons why you can’t compete with the NFL or NBA for ratings, and Ref’s are a huge part of it. #McDavidGarland

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I realize I’ve done both with my life. Fuck me with nothing. Dildo

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@cmcdavid97 I know you’re upset about not getting the cup. But Gretzky didn’t get the cup his first time in the finals either. This is just the start for you. The cup is coming!

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Sad we didn’t win the cup. But could not be more proud of the @EdmontonOilers! What an amazing season. The true tale of a comeback.
As an Oilers fan you get used to saying “there’s always next year” but this time it feels different. I truly believe next year is ours! #stanlycup

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I’m honestly not doing too hot right now guys

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I’m a huge Oilers fan, but I have to hand it to the Canucks… you really had me on the edge of my seat there in the end! Well played. #game7 #oilersvscanucks

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Fucking hell, I just want a Jason Derulo halftime show @nflnetwork

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“Fuck I’m hungry” -Gandhi, circa 1947

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A pic of your free drink is better Riz than a pic of your toddler any day. 100p

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Music has been steadily going downhill ever since One Direction broke up… I don’t think that that’s a coincidence

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I have reached the age where black liquorice tastes good… what have I become

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I don’t think you know how much I would pay just to eat Jeff Bezos’s Baby toe. #eattherich

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I’m old and out of the loop… did not know Twitter was changing their name… thought I had a random porn app on my phone for a second

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When I die, please show me respect by listening to Patty Murphy… and follow that example

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Have you heard of the famous terrorist named 9/11?

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Have you ever gotten drunk with your neighbour’s dog? I recommend

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@netflix Fuck you and your non password sharing. I’ll be unsubscribing permanently…