Eddie ♡

the biggest cola addict you'll ever see + tacticooler for LIFE!!!! + Edd, the giant Octopus! + he/him + 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

Edd!

An octoling who found a great friend in the metro, and is now inseparable from him.

Penned by #Sunsetiisms!

#eddsworldrp #ewrp #splatoonrp #mvrp

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" gotcha. Can't wait to crush you like your bum. "

[ don't. Say it like that. ]

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' Hagglefish Market. ''

Oh my god.

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" let's go then. One on one. Private battle, you choose the stage. "

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' Ab-so-fucking-LITELY!!!! ''

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" You wanna fight? "

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' You wanna try, then ? ''

SMUG CONFIDENT >:3 FACE

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" watch your confidence buddy. Love to see you try. "

[ GOOFY ASS GRIN. ]

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' Fist fight probably. Ink fight ? I''e got a chance. ''

Too confident.

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" I could squish you like a bug be it ink fight or a fist fight. "

[ he's looking amused. ]

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' I could beat you in an ink fight. ''

You would not be able to Randy-
I mean.
... you DO main Tetras actually.

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" not neccesary, clear it's mine. "

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' We should fight and see which ass is superior. ''

D?AS?D?

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" Hard having the fattest ass in all of Splatsville. "

[ COLA SIP. ]

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' It's hard having the flattest ass in all of Splatsville. ''

TAKES A SWIG OF HIS BEER-BANG ABOMINATION

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

[ fighting for his life among the fishes. ]

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

I wanna get lost here

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" I don't think they're dead. But it's.. So weird.. "

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' Well that sounds like a fucking murder mystery then. ''

DAJSHD TORD.

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" I don't. Know. I can't reach them, nobody has seen them. They're just. Gone. "

[━━𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙒 @BL00DR0TTEN]

'' What, Brett's gone ?

Did they bail out on you guys ? ''

WHY WAS THAT YOUR FIRST IDEA

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

Eddie if hyped on cola

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" another big run? And without brett too..

I have to prepare the lookout. The.. The everything even.

Not sure if anyone else is with me on this, but I will fight. "

[lulu @lulucinnabon]

I ❤️ TACTICOOLER #splatoon #splatoon3

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

[ staring longingly at the New blaster in the coming soon ad. ]

" I feel nostalgic. You don't exist yet. What. "

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" it is now. "

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" I will. I don't stop eating weapons until I can summon soda. "

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

" kid I ate a dynamo, I can eat a bomb. "

[ You need help, Eddie. ]

[Eddie ♡ @TACTICOOLERZ]

[ he just. :> ]

" yum. "