The.Greenwood

Streaming Scribbling Space Filler

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Easy to ... erm ... wut now?

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

@TeamYouTube Hi - was there an issue with viewer counts on Livestreams in the Shorts feed on 13th April, 7 to 11pm UTC? The one I moderate usually gets over 100 viewers at a time but yday was struggling to hit 20. Final views now show low 100s when usually it's 3k plus.
Thanks 🙂

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Even the pharma companies can't get women's anatomy correct...

NO ONE EVER HAD OR WILL HAVE AN ITCHY VAGINA.

Oh and while I'm at it, if you have to shave your vagina, please see a dr, as it is just not normal to grow hair in there.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
/rant

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

and anger! ... but so I went on my way. To meet my family for a meal. It was lovely seeing my children and grandchildren! I didn't eat anything. Bit of a headache, you see. Maybe a tummy upset. Just water for me.

I'll be fine.

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[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

A man cycled past me tonight. Just prior to this he was on the correct side of the road, he then deliberately crossed to the other side (into oncoming traffic), in order to say (to me, on the pavement) "LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"

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[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

I'd have loved to tell him about the 2 stone I've lost so far, the struggles I've had with my mental health, the arthritis that slows me down, the baggage I carry from my childhood and previous relationships. But he was away down the road. And I was muted with embarrassment.

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[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Sunny-Side Up Smiles: the Happiest Fried Eggs ever - What Is Their Secret? #funny #food #cooking

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https://t.co/GfYhBcP3Vr

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Sunny-Side Up Smiles: the Happiest Fried Eggs ever - What Is Their Secret? #funny #food #cooking

Shorts 🔗 in the comments 🍳

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Bought a 2-plate portable hob... Amazon's random "Products related to your shipment" includes dog food, skin cream, brown tape, iphone chargers and printer ink ... unsure how any of these are related to a 2-plate portable hob !! 🤷‍♀️

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Cinnamon stick/bark = YES PLEASE
Cinnamon powder - ARGH NO GET THAT OUT OF MY FOOD

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

Wonder how much Lego I could store in a lint roller?
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#Tesco

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I’d rather be a buffet than a boneyard.

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

A watched telephone never boils.

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

This is amazing and really hits hard today. Love all @coldwarsteve's work but this one is just perfect.
Sadly 💔

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

@coldwarsteve This is amazing and really hits hard. Love all your work but this one is just perfect. Sadly 💔

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

full freak here: https://t.co/MQyDz88SwM

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEN... MWAHAHAAAAAAAA

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

I need to be at the beach today. Sea breeze in my face, hot chips in my hands, rain in my eyes and hair.

[The.Greenwood @TAGreenwood]

At last I can buy mince pies. In a 33 degree heatwave. Yay. (now I know how Australians must feel.)

#Tesco