Todd Isaacson

[Todd Isaacson @TAI5252]

@dknuff

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Patrice O'Neal. One of the funniest men who ever walked this earth. RIP.

[The Daily Evergreen @DailyEvergreen]

V-Day sells chocolate vaginas in CUB http://t.co/jnutZK5p

[Harvard Business Review @HarvardBiz]

Four Ways Women Stunt Their Careers Unintentionally http://t.co/LfvQEGn7

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

BlackBerry's preserve - For Angry Birds, get an iPhone. If you need to do business, stand by your old friend. http://t.co/3xX1UnA3

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

One cool table setting - your first hologram table: http://t.co/6gleDwDW

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I hope this doesn’t sound creepy, but I have to admit the new Volkswagon Beetle has a really nice ass.

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

Steve Jobs passes away http://t.co/1DBN8QgX

[Harvard Business Review @HarvardBiz]

The iPhone 5 Launch Will Be Successful http://t.co/kIO5AuE3

[WSJ Business News @WSJbusiness]

Sprint to Get iPhone 5 http://t.co/9gLngt7

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

No link found between cancer and cell phone use. HUGE link between public cell phone use and loud, self-centered assholes.

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

Who's hiring the most recent college grads? http://j.mp/kOPFJN

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Michelle Bachmann should start lower and run for Mayor of Stepford.

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Wearing flip flops in NYC is like asking a dog to shit right in between your toes.

[Robert Kiyosaki @theRealKiyosaki]

I just heard a horrible statistic: most people will still be paying off their students loans by the time their kids enter college.

[Robert Kiyosaki @theRealKiyosaki]

Only 35% of college students graduate within 4 years. Only 54% graduate within 6 years, but 90% leave in debt.

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Hey Glenn Beck: maybe the sign from God is the recent drop in yr ratings.

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Glenn Beck says Japan quake was sign from God. I was wondering why God was too busy to tell Glenn to shut the fuck up.

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

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