Jonathan Lee Foster is TALL

Father Figure at TALL - New Album “Indoctrination” out now • he/him

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The track is also available on Bandcamp, where you can support independent artists like myself :
https://t.co/sjh9Cy8pRD

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I don't use this space much these days, but I have a new single out now, called "HOLD ON (TO WHAT WE'VE GOT)" featuring Salt. I am pretty happy with how this one came out and hope you will enjoy it!

https://t.co/0JFkTCAoT8

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@GuyLodge Hey Guy, dropped you a follow, but can't DM.

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❓TONIGHT ❓

Only a handful of tickets left for our MYSTERY MOVIE MARATHON @ThePCCLondon tonight at 11:15pm! It’s gonna be silly, and a line-up the real ones can get down with!

https://t.co/iVHwiOwHOZ

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@ChrisShawEditor Is this still going?

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Movies are back 🌪️ 🌪️

[bark @BarkNoise]

New show - Sun 14 July, inviting you to @thegladpub for @TALL4ALL, Marta Pytel and Stanley Sibande. A beautiful lineup! From the earlier of time of 4.30pm, due to the Euro 24 final (whoever is in it). One for the diary.

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Got that smooth brain 🐨

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

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@memechaotic @arianeanindita

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Back on my gif making nonsense

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A small-town detective searching for a missing man has only one lead: a New York prostitute. Jane Fonda shines in Alan Pakula's KLUTE – a searing period document of 70s New York showing from glorious 35mm on Wednesday 12th June! 🎟️ https://t.co/ipwMbjx8IN

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@RealWTS Kennnnnnn!

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“What a Woooo Believes, he sees, to be the man you gotta… beat the man”

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The Rise of the Lost Kingdom Beneath the Moon of the Planet of the Planet of the Apes 🦧 🦍🐒🌍👑🌖

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@kambolecampbell Was thinking earlier today when I was making one of the newsletters and doing this section, “I wonder if anyone really looks at it”, so it’s nice to feel seen haha

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Just under two days left to help Fil's movie, THE REGULARS, get into some film festivals. If you want to see this feature film made by PCC Staff Members, Starring PCC Staff Members, and shot in @ThePCCLondon, then Share or Donate today!

https://t.co/3K9pJxbeaK

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If you'd like a teaser to see if you want to join our Patreon, you can listen to a Preview in our feed, wherever you get your podcasts!

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Available for backers at: https://t.co/e2nCk5TY8N

We're back on our alien sh!t, talking about sci-fi/horror writer Whitley Strieber's non-fiction book COMMUNION, which details his experiences with alien abduction, and the fever dream 1989 adaptation starring Christopher Walken!

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Coming to your feeds this Wednesday – it's episode 2 of #BrotherlyLove, where we're pitting the Coen Brothers' #AcademyAwards winning FARGO vs. the Farrelly's THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.

Listen to it wherever you get your podcasts – or hear it early at https://t.co/9mrS5GW22n

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What would you do if your child started talking about a past life? Would you consider exorcism? That's just what some of these parents thought when their child claimed to be a downed World War II pilot.

Follow the BREADCRUMBS 👉 https://t.co/3k47LruOzQ

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Thanks to Steve Barron for joining us for another special screening of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)! And thanks to the kid that aggressively asked “Do you know what a crumpet is?”

📸 Nasif Khan