Objection!!

You tall dark chocolate man 🍫

[Objection!! @TALLEST_67]

@lowkeyalbert procrastinating while reading this

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday.

Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends.

Manager: What time will you get here?

Me: On Monday

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Nigga like me would’ve picked up the horse and slid it under her but I’m just built different

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The simple things that make men happy

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Imagine breaking up with someone who understands you like this only to end up with an uptight partner 😭

[• @yducknow]

Me in a work meeting, waiting to say "Nothing on my end."

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

My dad finding out I drive to the gym, just to walk on a treadmill.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This is my first time seeing a skinny pig

You need to be in jail 😂

[𝒰𝓃𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒽ℯ𝒹-𝒾ℊ𝒷ℴ-𝒷ℴ𝓎💊 @General_Zuru]

Movie Name: X-Men: Apocalypse

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) is a superhero film directed by Bryan Singer, serving as the sixth main installment in the X-Men film series and a sequel to X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014). Set primarily in the 1980s, the story introduces En Sabah Nur, also known as Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac), the world’s first and most powerful mutant, who awakens after thousands of years to reclaim dominion over humanity and mutantkind.

Disillusioned by the modern world, Apocalypse recruits four powerful mutants Magneto, Storm, Psylocke, and Angel as his Horsemen, enhancing their abilities to help him reshape the planet. Meanwhile, Professor Charles Xavier and Mystique lead a new generation of young mutants, including Jean Grey, Cyclops, and Nightcrawler, as they struggle to unite and understand their powers in order to stop an enemy unlike any they have faced before.

Blending large-scale action with themes of power, identity, and survival, X-Men: Apocalypse explores the consequences of worship, destruction, and choice. The film expands the emotional arcs of familiar characters while laying the groundwork for the future of the X-Men, emphasizing that true strength comes not from domination, but from unity and compassion.

[Shinzō⚡ @Mavi084]

*Forehead kiss to let her know I'm home
*Taking the baby to the cot bed
*Piggieback her to the bed

*Turn on the PS8😭😭😭

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Me at the supermarket when I stubbornly refuse to get a basket or trolley

[Erica ❤️🇺🇸 @eric_hz143]

the bike seized to exist😅😅😅

[OLA🙂‍↕️ @ABJ_psycho]

When you realise she wasn't texting you. She was just replying to your texts.

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Her : "I will never bother you again."

Me:

[Objection!! @TALLEST_67]

😂😂😂😂

[🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 @lakemonstercl1]

What was he thinking?

[🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 @lakemonstercl1]

What was he thinking?

[People Of The Internet @PeopleOfTheInt]

Age comes for us all 😢

[Objection!! @TALLEST_67]

😂😂😂

[ToolFolio @toolfolio]

@Tiana_Celine_23 the gesture I make

[Objection!! @TALLEST_67]

@1leronesouvenir