᭙.

how much can you change and get away with it 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 ?

[᭙. @tamsgans]

someone has to leave first. this is a very old story. 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆.

[᭙. @tamsgans]

ㅤㅤ𝒯 𝒲. ‘ ⠀: ⠀𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵 ⠀ ιи ⠀𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗘

[᭙. @tamsgans]

/ happy halloweek !

[᭙. @tamsgans]

. . . traumatizing, greg ? how on earth was it traumatizing ?

it was just a couple of modern day men discovering the joys and uses of fire.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕵͟𝙪͟𝙙͟𝙖͟𝙨͟ 🇨🇦 @gauchelackey]

do.. do we have to talk about that ? it was a very traumatizing experience for me.

[᭙. @tamsgans]

who is on the council , exactly ?

[᭙. @tamsgans]

his face contorts into an expression of creased brow confusion. he's a little too uneasy with this stranger's conduct to feign a laugh.

' wow ! okay then. good for you, i guess. living your dream.

ahem. are you one of roman's friends, then ? '

[『( ᔕ ) ᑢ ᖻ ᒪ ᒪ ᗩ @unremtiinqdrecd]

i’m so holy.

i love giving praise when i’m on my knees.😇

[᭙. @tamsgans]

( he finds the fact that there's even a doubt as to roman's literacy rather telling. )

big words, too. wow ! probably ready to graduate to chapter books soon, huh ?

[— 𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑼𝑳𝑼𝑺 @pcisondrips]

i'll keep it ambiguous.

[᭙. @tamsgans]

midlife crisis ? what ?! you anticipating he'll kick the bucket before 70 ? harsh.

[— Or bernstein . @UNlONIST]

What am I, his therapist? Fuck if I know why. Maybe it's his midlife crisis.

[ shrug. ]

[᭙. @tamsgans]

i feel like i should report you to some hotline. it's probably my duty, actually.

[— 𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑼𝑳𝑼𝑺 @pcisondrips]

mind your own business, wambsgans.

[᭙. @tamsgans]

. . .

fuck you, dude ! watch it !

( the sneakers are a sensitive topic, okay ?! )

[᭙. @tamsgans]

no, i'm not a sex pest psychopath.

[— 𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑼𝑳𝑼𝑺 @pcisondrips]

would you not call it a hole, tom?

[ً @aslovewept]

fuck that; fuck you.

[᭙. @tamsgans]

or. we have 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 about this.

no undermining the credibility of our esteemed and pious news team.

( publicly, anyway ).

jesus is watching, or. uhuh. remember that. he alone has the power to condemn or save you.

[— Or bernstein . @UNlONIST]

I mean, whoever put it up is clearly insane. We might as well just laugh it off, right?

[᭙. @tamsgans]

hey, thanks buddy. i appreciate it.

and i really . . . i really hope you're doing well out there, on the other side of all this. you know ?

[╭ . ǝɥʇ ᴿᴱᴬᴸ 𝔎𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝕽𝑶𝒀 ! ♛◞ @W0KESTARROYCO]

unfortunately, I did not concoct that, but good luck with the uh — gateway to salvation?

[᭙. @tamsgans]

not sure if Roman is capable of friendship

but duly noted

clearly capable of … well,

[᭙. @tamsgans]

????? ok then, keep texting me exactly what the gossip is?

useless .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕵͟𝙪͟𝙙͟𝙖͟𝙨͟ 🇨🇦 @gauchelackey]

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/ 𝓽𝒽𝑒 𝙼𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙰𝙽 ⋮ ❒ ⋆·˚ ༘

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[᭙. @tamsgans]

Stop texting me every 3 seconds, I’m in a meeting

[᭙. @tamsgans]

thank god you can’t cancel the guy in charge of the canceling 😎

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen!

[᭙. @tamsgans]

; happy bday zaddy

[᭙. @tamsgans]

burn it ( like we totally didn’t burn those papers )

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕵͟𝙪͟𝙙͟𝙖͟𝙨͟ 🇨🇦 @gauchelackey]

…. i have no memory https://t.co/5ApNmqU7jR