Thomas McClure

26 | Writer | He/They | Dumfries & Galloway, Scotland

PROSHIP/MINORS DNI

not a man

𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻.

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

Three Queens and the Sisterly War
A Novel by Thomas McClure

Coming Soon

Featuring:
- Mary Moran, the Queer Queen
- Maud Moran, the Iron Queen
- Anabella Moran, the Kind Queen

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@luvrofthelambs Thandie Newton reborn, like Helen of Troy before her x

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@hedgedknights It's almost like the whole storyworld is about complicating love (and complicating hate).

Drago and Dany is fucked up. Ygritte and Jon is also fucked up. Jaime and Brienne is a little fucked up. Even Ned and Catelyn is fucked up from a certain point of view. Yet they feel love.

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@daenerysim I mean, it's still a name, he's still named by Ned, by his believed father who raised him, it's the name he goes by. It's not like any other name would be more real because a birth parent might have wanted it. His name is Jon. Robb is also named after a prick.

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

Didn't give him a castle, didn't grant him legitimacy, didn't let him go to the pub to have a drink with his friends, disgraced him in private, disgraced him in public, embarrassed him at home, away, in Kingslanding, on Dragonstone.

Whatever he does, we all saw it coming.

[Hooch @Hooch1981]

Jez explains how they actually work here.

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@myvhagar It would be kinda funny if he just reappeared at the very end of the civil war.

He just argues that the succession was disputed and that he would have died pointlessly if he got involved, so he stayed away, but now it's sorted, he is ready to serve. And somehow it just works.

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@thhouseofblack What's the meter here (I'm not that knowledgeable about this stuff).

Is it iambic hexameter or triambic quartameter (if those are the right words) or something else?

[Jessie D. Bestie | Bimbo VTuber @FryGalPal]

Oh wow, what a pretty art style, seems like a nice game--

WAIT HOW DID THEY DO THAT???

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@luvrofthelambs Oh yeah because if there's one thing those two are good at it's taking care of Claudia's needs and keeping her alive

Personally I think you should go for C, not only is it somewhat healthier, it's also more psychologically interesting. Madeline gets TWO cakes!

[The Booty Call of Cthulhu @primegundam]

It hurts me how good his Skeletor is

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

Delusional of course but I would be so fucking smug if The Mad King play ends with Lyanna giving birth to her and Rhaegar's child and it turns out to be a girl.

[ash⋆˙⟡ saw bnd! @scxrbus]

in every universe, orpheus will always turn around.

[Irene @utacult]

George serving when grandma realizes her pussy the reason for everybody in the room.

[Krust @Krusty935]

Went back and I played Jurassic park Operation genesis today 🥹

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

i'm a fake pessimist i see tree branches in the wind and i want to live

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

The first half of the film is just "Johnny Depp! He's back! You know, Johnny Depp! Isn't he great!"

Then the second half is trying to tell you that this is A Christmas Carol like you've never seen it before, showing things we've seen before.

It literally just exists for Depp.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp.

In theaters on November 13.

[Thomas McClure @TAMThomasTAM]

@deligny_alice I keep forgetting that Jorah had two wives.

It's wild how everything about his first wife is quite normal, then it gets to the second wife and things just go off the rails.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

The UK is a country obsessed with class, but has no idea what it is.