Thomas Muster

The sick in the bowl makes six in a glass

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It kills me on Masterchef when the contestant takes the two plates out to the three guest judges. I have to know how the third plate arrives. This genuinely troubles me #MasterChefUK

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Jak Jones cuts a lonely figure #snookerworldchampionship

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#haircut #barbers #walsall

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Check out my podcast at https://t.co/GlFMqqqSxX

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New podcast is up and available on most platforms
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Marti Pellow, Del Amitri, kirsty young, Alistair Brownlee, Dougal the dog, scrooge Mcduck, Ronald McDonald, can you hear me?!
Your boys took one hell of a beating!

#eng #Scotland #football #fuckthefuckoff #fuckindependance #die #istillloveAndyMurray

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Taylor Fritz is a poor mans Taylor Dent #usopen

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@CrimeLdn Did he beat her black and blue or white and gold?

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Huw Edwards isn't the only person who's ever been caught with their pants down. #huwhasnt? #MeToo #BBCPresenterScandal #huwed

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I’d like to act appalled but I’d definitely be doing worse than this if I was a millionaire footballer

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Anyone who criticised Hodgson going back to Palace is a dead brained, typically moronic, no knowledge supposed football fan that are poisoning the sport and can just shut up and fuck the fucking TikTok off.

First tweet in years and I’m a bit drunk

#hodgson #palace #football

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Episode 19 of Nothing Seems Appropriate is out now.

#comedy #podcast

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Nothing seems appropriate episode 18 is out now.

We talk about the Nicola Bulley search, mysterious unidentified flying objects spotted over North America, Weather Balloons, YouTube Boxers and Tommy Fury Vs Jake Paul.

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Nothing Seems Appropriate episode 17 is out now.

We discuss the Nicola Bulley disappearance, the 2023 Grammy Awards, Sam Smith and much more.

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I ❤️ Ryan Adams

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#worldcup #podcast #england #comedy

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@andy_murray What’s your budget?