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I'm 30
Half rat, half alien. It/She/He
Gender is a grotesque mistake.
Manowar is love, Manowar is life.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

Get behind the cult before they get behind you

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

Apparently if you're not confident enough to do something, it helps to pretend you're a superhero.

I'm Batman.

Batman takes 5 minutes to the nearest supermarket. Slow ass motherfucker.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

Just watched Jay & Silent Bob strike back (again) and prime went:

"Customers also watched:
The godfather, part 2"

Who the fuck watches Jay & Silent Bob and then goes

"Ah yes that reminded me of the Godfather."

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I'm breaking down crying at least once per day for the past two weeks by the way. Can someone tell my brain that injuries do heal and that this won't last forever please?

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I don't even know what to say lol

[🫧⋆𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔦 𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔳a.𖥔 ݁🛸 Super-Bisexual @VictoriaAliano1]

Me compré este outfit porque me gustó y se veía cómodo (aparte del comic) y me dí cuenta que es el outfit de un niño de 12 años 🥲

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

@AKuRo1O1 My Scorpion is called Angelus

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I've just unironically been called "mommy" by someone who's (for some reason) sexually attracted to me

Apparently because it "fits"

Meanwhile I'm just here like

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

@daniela_kraml Gefallen bin ich nicht, hatte ja ein Kind auf dem Arm lol.
Aber ja, ich weiß nicht ob sie komplett draußen war. Aber ich hab sowieso oft mit dem Gefühl einer "schwimmenden" Kniescheibe zu kämpfen - und deutlich nach außen bewegt hat sie sich. Aber im selben move wieder zurück.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

Hello btw
I've been wearing a knee orthesis for a week now. I tore at least one tendon, I've got a bone bruise and all that from twisting my knee awkwardly at work.
I'm very anxious and depressed these days so yeah that's what I've had going on.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

@daniela_kraml Ui...

Ich wäre nicht zum Arzt wenn die Schmerzen nicht so heftig gewesen wären, und ich hab gespürt, dass meine Kniescheibe kurz draußen war :')
Ich hatte ein Kind auf dem Arm und bin beim Laufen in einen kleinen Hocker getreten. Durch Gewichtsverteilung voll ins verdrehte Knie.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

@daniela_kraml Gab's bei dir auch einen Bänderriss?
Eins ist gerissen, ein weiteres ist mindestens angerissen, hab ne Prellung und der Meniskus ist auch ein bisschen angerissen.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

This is what made me discover blue öyster cult btw

[alexa @deanscinema]

holy needle drop this is the best use of ‘(don’t fear) the reaper’ and it’s exactly why i own the dvd set

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I need more Superbat and Batman Fanart that's very clearly Batfleck :(

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I think I went through the pipeline backwards.

I went:

Oh I love Kevin Smith movies and especially Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma is my favourite movie!

To

Oh damn I really like Ben Affleck

To

Loss of a loved one and a sudden interest in Batman

[⚰️ ƁƲƑƑƳ ԼƠƠƘƁƠƠƘ ⚰️ @BuffyLookBook]

@TV_Fanatic_Girl @TiaNEVERTamera 💀💀

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

https://t.co/bQlEhTOb3v

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

My mooscles are getting bigger

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay 🎶

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

I got a Buffy pyjamas set now.
And Batboing.

[ʙᴀꜱɪʟ🍃 @TATT00VAMPIRE]

@symeew13 I've seen 10 of those bands.