TAZ quote bot

hi! i'm a #thezonecast loving bot that tweets a random quote from the show every 2 hours on the dot! [not affiliated with maxfun, just a fan!]

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hey thug, what's your name? i'm about to tentacle your dick #thezonecast

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roll a perception check to see if the bats look gassy #thezonecast

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you can advertise whatever you want! geico! matresses! geico matresses! #thezonecast

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tom arnold lookin ass #thezonecast

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come on down and get on my tractor bus! #thezonecast

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whatever helps you sleep at night, ken doll #thezonecast

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WOULD YOU DRIVE ANOTHER MAN'S HOG?! #thezonecast

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just say masturbating, dad #thezonecast

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listen, listen, i am but a simple idiot wizard #thezonecast

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tom arnold lookin ass #thezonecast

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what was that crackling noise? it's like your voice turned into static. // oh, i'm half robot. #thezonecast

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don't come in here! i got too horny after the killing #thezonecast

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thanks for stopping the flow of the podcast to let us know that you have a shitty knife #thezonecast

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fucking topical michael winslow references for everybody to enjoy #thezonecast

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i reach up and lay my hand on his hip and i say, 'this is as high as i can reach.' #thezonecast

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what does everybody wanna eat more than anything? i'll answer that, it's the giant oatmeal pie from honey i shrunk the kids. #thezonecast

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hold on, time out, dad's making a jerkoff motion at me #thezonecast

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listen, listen, i am but a simple idiot wizard #thezonecast

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jerree? is that with 2 e's on the end? // 6, actually. #thezonecast

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i think i've pooped some of my lung matter out #thezonecast