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UGA, Braves, Falcons, Hawks. Furious political thought. Inappropriate humor

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I’m forced to ask: Does Austin Riley hate hitting the baseball?

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Can someone show me the law that enjoins Braves pitchers from getting Francisco Lindor out? HE’S A .240 HITTER!! GET HIM OUT!!!

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The thing you have to remember about Bryce Elder is that he sucks

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We should invent a stat called “Sorry I ruined everything again.” Raisel Iglesias holds the untouchable career record in that thin I just made up

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IGLESIAS CANT CLOSE GAMES HE IS BAD AT IT OH MY GOD NOBODY LISTENS TO ME

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We need to invent a stat called “We can’t give you credit for a save because you actually made things way worse.” Raisel Iglesias has the untouchable career record for that thing I just made up

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The playoffs are all about situational baseball. Having speed on the bases is very valuable. So I’m a little uncomfortable with the Braves dumping two of the fastest players in the sport

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Yeah you know I actually don’t think one-run games are fun at all.

Offensive explosions! Those are fun! I’d love to see one!!

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Is Grant Holmes aware that his lineup can’t hit at all? A three run deficit is basically insurmountable

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You can’t even call it a “hard fought” victory because they sucked. Braves are playing some rotten baseball right now

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It’s baffling to watch a pro athlete enter his physical prime but somehow get measurably worse ever year. Austin Riley is the worst at baseball that he has maybe ever been

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How many times can you strike out in one day? Let’s ask Austin Riley because he is about to find out

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Austin Riley at the plate with the game on the line. Need something clutch

Not sure what I was expecting

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If major league teams invent a roster spot for “ham-and-egger brought in to tank a game because we burned through our bullpen” Connor Thomas will have a 20-year career

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Oh good he brought Connor Thomas back out for another inning. I was afraid this game was still winnable

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If I see Connor Thomas, the Braves better be up 9 or down 7. Never in a tie game

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I don’t understand why Braves pitchers refuse to get certain guys out. Francisco Lindor is hitting .230. GET HIM OUT!!! Everyone else does!

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ASHLEY’S MOVIE MINUTE: I saw The Odyssey. I don’t know. Seemed okay to me. It’s fine. You guys gotta stop being pussies about this stuff. You sound like those already-crying sophomores that Charlie Kirk argued with (until his microphone exploded and killed him)

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No way the Braves actually won that game

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Braves getting way too lucky