Tucker Askelson

#USArmy @nationalguard. Unnecessarily rowdy #Hawks fan.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Must be a coincidence 🙄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They say red light helps you sleep better

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

@shantelaskelson

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

Daughter goals ⚾️🙌

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

#Portnoy2020

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

If someone could throw Drake a Red Sox sweatshirt that’d be cool

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

I’m gonna let Clemson finish, but Texas would’ve done the same thing to Alabama in the 2010 #NationalChampionship if Colt McCoy didn’t get hurt.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Happy Birthday, Captain Kirk!

Fun fact: Kirk Hinrich still holds the record for most 3-pt shots made by a Chicago Bull (1,049). Presented by @BudweiserUSA
#ThisBudsForYou #LegendaryMoments

[ESPN @espn]

A Manny Pacquiao resolution or a jab at Floyd Mayweather?

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

@JT_Tripp You could buy them a white elephant

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

[Peter Gammons @pgammo]

Why Bryce Harper is a better Yankees fit than Manny Machado https://t.co/hXFvzHe6PR via @nypostsports

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Is your house on fire, Clark?

No, Bethany, those are Christmas lights.

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

@Nick_Abelson @TOMMYWORDEN27 Oh he’s sending it

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When asked about Earl Campbell not finishing a mile run in practice, Bum Phillips said "When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him."

[Tucker Askelson @TAskelson]

I’m so glad we’ve been graced with Joe Buck’s voice this World Series

[On3 Hawkeye Images @webcentrick]

Tomorrow 100% chance of swarms.

[🚩🚩🚩🚩 @NoLimit_Nic]

This is currently the funniest video on the internet don’t @ me .

[iamoscaro @iamoscaro3]

Her : *does that thing where she slowly pushes her booty cheeks back on you while y'all cuddling*

My meat :