🚨#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation.
"The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began."
Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders.
"A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there."
Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse.
"The whole building had to be in on it."
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Does anyone know what the Democrat platform actually is?
Asking for a friend. Or the country. Or the kids they’re not saving.
We know it’s not borders. We know it’s not secure elections. We know it’s not free speech or an actual conversation.
So what is it, exactly? Besides the lectures, virtual signaling, and Trump derangement syndrome.
Putin Issues Arrest Warrant for 'Bioterrorist' Bill Gates: "Engineered Plague Will Depopulate Billions"
Bill Gates is officially a wanted man in Russia.
The charge? Bioterrorism. The evidence? A 3,000-page dossier released by Vladimir Putin himself, proving that Gates engineered the pneumonic plague using AI tools inside a Ukrainian biolab.
America has 40,000 foreign professors on visas to date.
These colleges are being run by foreigners, importing foreigners, hiring foreigners, & giving special admission privileges to foreigners.
The problem is bigger than we can fathom.
Waking up to an electrically charged nanotech chem sky. How are ya'll feeling because I don't think people quite understand the gravity of this situation. YOU are in the middle of one of the biggest crimes against humanity in our lifetime. YOU ARE BEING SPRAYED WITH NEUROTOXINS, THERE IS A SOLAR SHIELD OVER THE SUN, WEATHER IS BEING WEAPONIZED AGAINST YOUR FAMILY, THEY ARE COOKING OUR BODIES OF WATER, YOU ARE SWIMMING IN RADIATION & EMF, you are a conductive, controllable human antenna. You are the experiment that started in 2020. They are packing you full of heavy metals by any means possible. You have not had real sun in almost 7 yrs. Understand that nothing else matters if we don't put a stop to the psychopaths. Millions are speaking out every day & this MOST "TRANSPARENT"administration says NOTHING. EPA allows it & Sec kennedy holds the power to stop operations with the stroke of a pen as a human health emergency. This is happening in every government in lockstep & we are allowing this depraved agenda to continue until it's to late.
@HouseGOP If republicans would get their heads out and actually represent the CITIZENS of this country you'd have no worries. So, get your head clear about who you work for , do your job, accept a reasonable salary and refuse the bribes.