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When you see an open parking spot in a crowded lot and find out its taken by a single moped or motorcycle. #TotalBitchMove

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"Chick stole my toothbrush after sex." - KY #TotalBitchMove

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"Asked a girl for her number at the party last night, her response was no but you can have my snapchat..." - NY #Denied #TotalBitchMove

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"Brought a girl home from the bar and she has the balls to say I'm just going to sleep on the couch..." - GA #TotalBitchMove

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When you get a read receipt but no response - TextersEverywhere #TotalBitchMove

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"This guy told me to meet him at the 9th green at 9 o'clock sharp but he wasn't there and the sprinklers came on." -FL #TotalBitchMove

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"Went to go get my first pumpkin spice of the season only to have the barista write the wrong name on my cup." - UT #TotalBitchMove

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When someone will snap you first then when you respond they ignore it. #QuitPlayinGames #TotalBitchMove

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"Bought this girl a drink at the bar. She proceeded to take it and not even talk to me." -OU #TotalBitchMove

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"Physically saw a girl open my text read it then proceed to not answer then text someone else." - Minnesota #fml #TotalBitchMove

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"Someone stole beer from me at a party...All they had to do was ask and I would have gave them one." - anon #TotalBitchMove

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"Gave a girl my number and she said ill text you later. Still no text a day later." - CA #TotalBitchMove

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Student: "What'd you say was do for class tomorrow?"
Professor: "Check your syllabus."
#dontbethatprofessor
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"When someone talks shit about you in a different language thinking you don't speak the language." - Panama #TotalBitchMove

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When twitter doesn't let you use more than 140 characters< #TheWorst #TotalBitchMove

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"Was feeding this girl drinks all night at the bar only to have her come back and fuck my sober roommate" - anon #TotalBitchMove

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"Secretly wish I would go into labor this week to ruin my future sister in laws wedding. ;)" - Anon #TotalBitchMove

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"Followed a girl on Instagram and she accepted the follow but didn't follow me back" - KY #TotalBitchMove